For Bhagpuss

Yes, it really is. My youngest sent me a recommendation of this song by Haley Heynderickx (the last name is correct) and the first thing I thought of when I began listening was that Bhagpuss ought to hear this:

There you go, Bhagpuss. Happy Friday!

These Aren't the Toons You're Looking For. Move Along...

I haven't been writing much about any adventures in MMOs lately --okay, for the past couple of months at least-- but to be perfectly honest, there's not much to report. 

Okay, last weekend was Alterac Valley
weekend, so there's that...

There's also been my Questing Buddy and I sneaking into the 20 person raid Zul'Gurub to farm Bloodvine...

Like a god is going to listen to me...

Or just hanging around at Darnassus, watching the Trade and LFG Chat and doing some buffing of people as they go by.

I have to admit that guild advertisement for
"Vanilla" (in the chat window) was pretty damn good.

One thing I've not been doing much? This.

This was on my login screen the other day.

That's pretty much the extent of Classic's participation in the anniversary events, and Classic Era has none of that going on at all.

I suppose I could have watched the video today, but I really don't see any reason to do so. The only time Blizzard cares about Classic Era is when they want to "improve" things without consulting the player base, or when they update Season of Discovery and break things in Classic Era as a consequence. The widely rumored official Classic Fresh servers are likely to have been announced, but given that I've already got toons on Classic Era I'm not sure if I'd bother with going to a new series of servers at this time.

In the meantime some of the people in my friend group have migrated to mainly playing Retail since you can solo almost everything in the game now --yeah, they don't like pugs, and they don't push Heroic or Mythic content. Even my Questing Buddy has been playing Retail a bit with her husband, while another member of the friend group has poked their nose into Cataclysm content a bit.

As for me, the deck took priority, and now that I'm done with that I'm just going to chill for the most part. Well, if the Horde calls me "That fucking crazy ass Mage", I'm fine with that too...

We were stomping them pretty good in this battleground.

Maybe I ought to play a bit of Baldur's Gate 3. I haven't touched that game in months, so I'm still in the Shadow Touched Lands. Well, I also have some studying to do, because there's a test I'd like to take sometime before Spring, but whenever I sit down with the books in question --yes, there's more than one-- I end up falling asleep. I really need to read at lunchtime or something...

There's probably somebody who reads the blog
who recognizes this small part of the book.

EtA: Corrected grammar.

Meme Monday: MMO and RPG Drinking Memes

Before you ask, yes, I can drink some alcohol.

Not a truckload, mind you...
From Ridiculous 70s Memes and
Smokey and the Bandit.

SOME alcohol, not a lot of alcohol.

I have to ration my drinking to fit within my carb counts, and I also have to keep a close eye on my blood sugar level because drinking does have some weird effects on that blood glucose level.

But that doesn't mean that my characters can't drink.

Heh...

There have been days these past couple of months
that I think my toons have been drunker than I've
ever been... From Reddit.

Having played a Mage, I agree with this
whole heartedly. From Pinterest.

This is why I don't drink (much) during
a D&D game. My PCs, on the other hand...
From X (and no, I don't mean Xavier University).

Uh... Otay. From Memegenerator.

And you can't have memes about MMOs without
invoking Chuck Norris. From Memedroid.

Time to Rest the 'Ol Back for the Winter

It is finally done.

I finished replacing the deck boards. That includes the last board behind all the plants and the "mini" boards at the corners.

I highlighted what I meant by mini-boards
in red circles. They're very small compared
to the rest of the planks.

But all's not completely finished, because I'll be spending up through mid-winter putting the rotting boards and the leftovers in the trash.

I'd imagine that my allergies will improve once
all of those boards finally are out of here.

However, I don't need to do anything else about the deck until Spring, when I'll be looking at revving up for replacing the stairs and railings. (And the skirting. Can't forget the skirting.)

I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around
it being warm enough here in November to go barefoot.

Running the Gauntlet

I'd been watching the Great Blizzard Bank Heist from afar, figuring it really didn't impact me at all.

"Monster Lizard Ravages East Coast!"

After all, Classic Era doesn't have guild banks, and my toons in Cataclysm Classic aren't in a guild. I was about to say that neither were my Retail toons when I remembered Puggers Anonymous, the guild that Rades created back in the day.

I knew that Rades had left some toons in the guild for storage purposes, and I will never remove them as long as I'm around, but I also wasn't sure if Rades had actually created a guild bank or not. I never really used guild banks for my own alts in Retail*, although in Classic Era I have been tempted to create a guild just so I can keep the whispers of "hey, wanna join a guild?" away.

So I decided to login to take a look.**

First, I had to run the gauntlet of Blizzard-foisted "Gear Updates" to allow me to "catch up" in what my gear ought to be versus what it actually was. Given that Balthan was in the L30s circa Mists of Pandaria, and his gear was likely quest greens and the occasional blue, it would have made sense to take the Gear Update.

I didn't take the gear update. I was perfectly happy exactly as I was hanging around Ironforge, thankyouverymuch.

Before I even got to check the guild bank, I was inundated with what I will politely call "stuff".

What's New? How about that overly cheery
Chromie, for starters? Or the new character models.
Or pretty much anything after mid-Mists.

Then there was a Wrathion pop-up:

It went by so fast while I was trying to read the What's New
that I ended up having to login on another toon to
get this graphic once more.

I remember him. He was that post-Cataclysm egg you saved out in Badlands. (I think.) Funny how they grow up so fast, yet the passage of time in game seems to be so tightly compacted. If I were in charge of writing in WoW, the first thing I'd do is spread the timeline out. 

Anyway, in case I didn't get the memo, there was also this quest pop-up:

Again, I had to take the screenshot from another
toon because I simply ESC-ed out before
I realized I ought to get a screenshot of that.

And then there was this:

You don't say...

Given that my last talent changes were a DECADE ago, I would expect that they've been reset. Blizzard has this thing of making change the standard operating procedure, because nothing can ever be just good enough as-is. And no, I don't want to teleport to Stormwind. The last toon that I had that was at max level was in 2014, and I've no desire to go through any of the last 5 old expansions, much less the current one. Just let me check the guild bank. Sheesh.

I also discovered that despite my best intentions, Blizzard is constantly hounding me to spend my talent points:

You can't click X to get rid of it, and no amount
of finagling will allow me to remove it. The annoyance
level is right up there with the "DO YOUR DAILIES!" crap that
people would push for in TBC Classic and Wrath Classic.

Given that I've been known to go several levels without spending talent points in Classic and Classic Era --eh, it's not a big deal unless you hit the "big" levels such as L20 and L40-- this constant nagging would get old really fast.

Still, I managed to finally clear my screen enough to go check the guild bank:

In case you're wondering, Balthan has exactly
172 gold on him. Yes, I'm poor even in Retail.

So Rades never bothered to create a Guild Bank for Puggers Anonymous. 

*Almost all of my Alliance toons were part of whatever that old guild on Ysera-US was called, but my bank alts and my Horde toons were guildless by the time I pulled the plug on Retail in 2014. I have since checked online afterward and discovered that all of those Alliance toons were eventually kicked out of the guild. Or the guild disbanded. Whichever.

**I also had a short conversation with Kamalia in the comments of her most recent post in Kamalia et Alia, while I tried to puzzle through how a returning player from years away would work in terms of picking up an old toon and trying to play once more. Maybe after the conversation I shouldn't have been surprised when I logged in, but I certainly wasn't expecting all of this to be thrown at me at once; I felt like I was in some Bizarro World dodge ball game.

EtA: Corrected grammar.

Meme Monday: Games with a Reputation Memes

It should come as no surprise that I've come across a bunch of memes over the years where games have earned a certain reputation, good or bad. There's the low hanging fruit, such as GTA 6 vaporware, and the complete disaster of certain releases (I'm looking at you, No Man's Sky). So, for this Meme Monday, I thought I'd dip into my bag of games that have acquired a certain reputation.

Admittedly, Cyberpunk 2077 eventually got much
more stable and, well, complete with the extra content,
but it took a while. I don't think Fallout 76 can compete.
From Reddit.

D&D 4th Edition was extremely divisive to
the player base, the fallout of which directly
led to Paizo's Pathfinder RPG and gave a boost
to the Old School RPG movement. My opinion
was always that D&D 4e would have been better
off as an RPG without being tied to the D&D name,
so it's nice to see someone else with that opinion.
from Reddit.

Ubisoft and bugs. 'Nuff said.
From ifunny.co.

Yes, I know, nudity doesn't exist in WoW.
However, WoW does have that reputation
--courtesy of Goldshire-- that it's a naughty
naughty game. Just try not to think that the
female toon on the screen is probably
a guy IRL. I know I can't. From quickmeme.

How My Brain Works Without Coffee, Part 57

I was perusing my YouTube feed, and nestled in the Pete Rose stuff* and electronics videos** was this from Michael Bell and Bellular Gaming:

Sorry, just the screencap.

"Hm..." I thought. "Isn't Beledar the name of a character from a David Eddings series?"

Oh, wait. That's Beldar. Eh, close enough.

*Because I'm from Cincinnati, as was Pete, and because I'm from Cincy of course I must be interested in all things Pete since he played for the Reds in their heyday of The Big Red Machine. The reality is that there are days when if feels like I must be the only West Sider (Pete's home turf) who didn't like him very much. Yeah, he could hit, but he was a big asshole, his kid was a big asshole, and the Reds were likely held back during his tenure as manager in the 1980s. 

**Yes, another of my hobbies. This time the videos included methods on cleaning relays. My old Pioneer receiver (bought in 1987) needs some cleaning, and when you click on one of these videos you get inundated with others.