How to Spend a Weekend on a Roof

So.

About that Meme Monday.

I was up on the roof for this:

Yes, I finally set up an outside antenna for my VHF/UHF transceiver. It was certainly an adventure.

For starters, I had to wait for the roof to be replaced before I could even start, so there was that...

Note the siding that still needed to be reattached.

Then there were family things I had to take care of, so that set me back yet another week. Then I had to wait for the weather to turn nice for several days before I could begin. 

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Let me get this out of the way right now: I'm scared of heights. 

I never knew that until the day (over 30 years ago) that my wife and I decided to walk across the Roebling Suspension Bridge just for the view.

From Facebook's Old Cincinnati group.
It's a much better pic than I've ever taken.

About halfway across, my brain started freaking out because I didn't think that the fence would keep me from falling over if, oh, my brain decided I wanted to lean over the edge. 

I'm sure it's legal --or it was at one point-- but yeah, that fence
doesn't look like the safest thing out there. Especially for kids.
From Travel Inspired Living.

So yeah, I got only about 1/3 of the way over before I had to turn back. Ever since, I've had issues about being in high places, such as up on a roof. Conquering that meant getting up on our garage's roof to put up that antenna. 

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If you're familiar with radio or television antennas, you know that you want them as high as possible. Therefore, I ought to put it up on the roof of the house, not the garage. However, I was willing to get up on the garage's roof, NOT our house's roof. Besides, I don't even have a ladder long enough to do that. My ladder only goes up 24 feet, which is about 3-4 feet short of being useful. Why the small ladder? That's because we bought it to use at our first house, not our current one.

Yeah, to hell with getting on top of the house. A garage roof antenna will have to do.

The mast I used for mounting was made of 304 stainless steel, so I wouldn't have to worry about rust so much.

The other prep work, running the coax from what was the girls' room to the far side of the garage, took a LOT longer than I thought it would. I'm not going to show any pics, because who wants to see the inside of the garage attic? Let's just say that once I was done with running that coax, I was more than ready to shower and wash my hair.

All that coax work took Saturday, so Sunday was set aside for the roof itself. 

And, as is traditional for me, I had to make some adjustments on the fly.

See that wooden base? Or rather, the TWO of them?

Yeah, I miscalculated on the orientation of the wood so I could attach the mount properly. If I had rotated the mount, it would be sticking out at a 50 degree angle rather than vertically, so I had to cut another 2"x6" pressure treated piece of wood, paint that, then coat it in the Gorilla Glue equivalent of Flex-Seal, then use some putty underneath to properly seal the holes as I punctured my nice new roof. 

Although I assembled the mast and the antenna before climbing up onto the roof, I had to attach the two together while up there. Then attach the combined antenna and mast to the base.

So I went up the ladder. Down the ladder. Up the ladder. Down the ladder. 

Yeah, that was fun. /sarcasm

Once that was complete and the antenna kinda-sorta vertical*, I then had to spend about 5-10 minutes moving all of my tools and equipment back off the roof and back down to the deck before I could tackle attaching the coax (and the ground wire) to the bonded ground rod below.

The device the two pieces of coax are attached
to is the lightning arrestor, which shunts energy
to ground in the event of a nearby lightning strike.
If there's a direct strike, well, not much you can
do there, but it will protect against indirect strikes.

So this is what it looked like when I was finished:

Yes, I know, I need to attach the
coax and the ground wire to the siding.
I've got a few days before the next storm.

The little loop there on the antenna is for both strain relief and provides a little bit of an RF choke. If I wanted to really choke any common mode current on the coax, I'd have to use something quite a bit more robust than a single loop. I'll probably have to consider a choke at the entrance to the girls' room, which I've claimed as my radio room for the time being.

Somewhere along the line I noticed that I'd scraped up my hands a bit and I was bleeding all over my right thumb's knuckle. (Sorry, I'm not showing any pics.) My left index finger's knuckle was bleeding too and hurt far more, but the right knuckle was the one that made me grateful I'm up on my tetanus shots.

Anyway, once everything was attached I went into the house and checked the SWR.

The SWR, or Standing Wave Ratio, checks for the amount of power being transmitted versus being reflected back into the radio from the antenna. If an antenna isn't matched properly to the frequency you're transmitting on, some of that transmitting power will be reflected back into the transceiver. That ratio is ideally 1:1, but you can probably get away with a 2:1 ratio before you start to worry about frying your transceiver by transmitting with a poorly matched antenna. Newer transceivers do have protection circuits, but I'd rather not find out the hard way that mine don't.

Anyway, I tested the SWR, and got a 1.1:1, which given the hoops I went through to connect and mount the damn thing, is very much a miracle. (Or I had the meter miscalibrated.)

I did get on the 2 meter National Calling Frequency and requested a mic check...

I didn't have the lights on in the room, or it
would have been a better photo.

...and I almost immediately got a response from someone in West Harrison, Indiana, about 14-15 miles away. He told me I was booming in from where he was at, and we chatted briefly before I told him I had to go shower and clean myself off.

Monday morning, I turned on the transceiver and listened around the repeaters, and I was getting reception from about 40-50 miles away without much issue. I didn't try to talk to anybody, because I was getting ready to work, but it was nice to know that I got far better reception than I did on my mobile antenna attached to a pizza pan.

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Would I do it again?

Yes, absolutely, even with my fear of heights. In fact, my brain is already saying "You know, if you'd have gotten a bigger antenna or a longer mast, you could reach even father..." And my body has to tell it "NO EFFING WAY. NOT NOW." My right thumb was incredibly stiff and slightly swollen Monday morning, but it feels much better now. And Sunday night my back and legs were really feeling it, but they recovered by Monday evening. 

But no, I'm not adding to that antenna just yet. Some of my ham friends have asked me when I'm going to put a tower up, and I've laughed that off, but I do understand the appeal. And the cost, which single-handedly keeps me from being more interested.

*"Close enough for government work," I grumbled as I gave up and just accepted it wasn't going to be good enough for my standards.

Meme Monday: Fall Color Memes for 2026

I was up on the roof --a lot-- yesterday, so I got a good view of the fall colors. That wasn't why I was up there (that will be a topic for another time), but I still got a chance to enjoy the best of what Autumn has to offer. 

So, for those times when you go outside and aren't playing video games, here's some Fall Color memes.

Heh. From Digital Mom Blog.

I can get behind this. From Digital Mom Blog. Again.

Okay, I laughed. I suppose it's also because I grew
up when the Cincinnati Reds won baseball's World Series,
so a lot of those Octobers were 'Red Octobers'.
From Rival Regions.

I'll have to defer to the women who read
this blog. From Pinterest.

Gotta watch out for those cat heads. They're spooky!
From Pinterest.

Hey, I found Mooch! From Cheezburger.

No Pressure. Absolutely None at All.

None indeed.

It was even larger earlier.
Last night, November 7, 2026.

Kudos to the lone Retail person there. 

Where am I, you may ask? 

I don't want to hear about the Wanderer's Stitched
Trousers. I know what they look like. And so does
Neve, who bitches about them every chance she gets.
Little does she know that the Dragon Queen herself
wears a version of them, but that's an expansion off.

Fel Reavers notwithstanding, I'm going to forge my own path. 

The Morning After

Throughout the WoW Anniversary servers, there was peace and quiet.

Just the way I like it.

It was this morning, but it was just as empty
last evening.

And here's Orgrimmar for reference purposes.

I found a more people out in the wild, questing, but a complete dearth of farming bots. (Good riddance, and have fun in WoW Forever.)

My friends' list last night was completely swamped with people on WoW Forever, and if that's any indication a lot of people from Retail were there as well. My suspicion is that the Retail players will gravitate back to Retail first, but it'll probably take a few months or more before the Classic players start to fade away.

I'm going to make a prediction, merely based on past performance, but that in about 3-4 months the Era servers will experience an uptick in interest due to players either missing the old Vanilla Classic or disliking the changes made to Classic. You can't please everybody, so whether WF* is what people expect in Classic Plus or not remains to be seen. 

As for me, I've decided I won't need to reserve names because of the last name capability. I've discovered in the past that the only toon name of mine has been used throughout Retail or Classic is "Azshandra", and all I need to make mine unique is to use a decent enough last name. So, I'm good. Maybe I'll create a toon before Christmas, maybe I won't. Odds are good that I'll be busy with other things.

*I've got to come up with a better way of shortening WoW Forever that doesn't just say "Forever", because it still feels damn pretentious. The problem with WF is that it is also shorthand for Wake Forest University in North Carolina.

The Empty Zones are Coming...

That's my snarky take on the next 3 minutes and change, because of this...

From my Battle.net front page.

For those that will imbibe, have fun!

Forget about the Bots, The Agents Are Here

Okay, let's talk about agentic AI and gaming.

People are talking about agents cloning software, including games, to the point where Anthropic is attempting to build in guardrails so that Claude Code won't make clones of already existing software.

By the time this post is released, things will have changed, so just keep an eye on the news.

But I'm here to talk about something that will become a greater and greater likelihood: agents playing games for you.

Maybe we could have laughed it off before where you are easily able to identify bots in-game, but I think that it's not going to be a laughing matter much longer. It's only a small leap from an agent such as Muse going out and ordering takeout for you, obtaining tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, and texting a potential date to healing in a raid.

Imagine losing a Call of Duty match to this thing
and having it talk about having marital relations
with your mom. From Meta via The Wall Street Journal.

And if you thought Blizzard had issues before with keeping people engaged in the leveling process, look out...

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Okay, that pretty much begs the question: why are you playing a game at all if you're letting an agent do it for you? It's pretty much the same thing as paying a person to level your toon so that you can take over when you're at max level. Or if you feel like your physical skills aren't as good as they used to be, let the agent go into the raid and get the gear for you. 

No fuss, no muss.

Or, in a PvP game such as EVE Online, some wealthy individual attempting to create a ton of agent-driven clones to augment a fleet action. (Aside for EVE players: given that EVE is famously an "all's-fair-in-love-and-war" kind of game, is that a violation of the TOS? Or would that be applauded as a "solution to a problem" in-game? And if agents get good enough at playing, would Fenris even recognize that agents are running accounts?)

The last time I thought about this, there was the guy who created a WoW private server with 1800 bots, but that was prior to the release of Muse. The existence of a Muse demonstrates that you can have an agent do so much more than was possible only months ago, and it's only a matter of time before agents are directly adapted to gaming.

I wonder if we're going to be seeing the eventual endgame of some of these multiplayer games if agents get good enough at behaving like real human players that basically we'll see agents playing against agents, with no real humans involved. About a year ago I would have laughed at the idea, since the entire point of playing a game is for you, a human, to enjoy yourself. Now, I'm not so sure. The ease at which a Muse can simply keep you from having to deal with other humans is quite astonishing*, and the temptation is there to say "I don't really want to run Sunken Temple myself, but I need the gear in there. Maybe I'll let Blizzbot (tm) run it for me." I know people who simply despise certain instances or questlines, so letting an agent do it for you will become a viable option really soon. Once that happens, the dam has burst and it becomes easier and easier to let the agent basically run your account for you.

Before you say I've been taken in with all the hype, I haven't. I still think the AI bubble is real, and I still am betting on it bursting sooner rather than later. I also think that a lot of the tech bro community underestimates just how much ire is focused in their direction with data centers and prices being out of control for consumers. When you're wrapped in your own little hype bubble, you don't see what people out in the rest of the country are saying and thinking, and I believe there's a reckoning that will be coming soon. That, however, doesn't preclude me from realizing that these agents are getting "smarter" at an incredible rate, and things that we used to believe were years or decades off might be arrive much sooner than we realize.

*This is me making a value judgement based on the articles I've read about Muse. There's no way in hell I'd let Meta have access to all of my finances and emails and whatnot. You don't even need to have any skeletons in your closet to realize we're talking about huge blackmail potential. I wonder if Zuckerberg is so sold on Muse that he'd let it control all of his finances and personal interactions (such as his private email) without any qualms whatsoever.

Meme Monday: Antenna and Dish Memes

A week ago last Friday we finally got our roof replaced. Yes, yes, it looks great, and surprisingly enough the roofers only found one rotted wooden board that needed replacing.

However, as part of the installation the roofers had to take off our satellite dish*, so that led to this week's Meme Monday: antenna and satellite dish memes.

My parents never put up an outside antenna.
Still, given how "all thumbs" my dad was,
he would have been risking his life back then.
From Instagram.

Yeah, right. We all know how THAT works out.
From Facebook.

This is my personal nightmare.
No way in hell would you catch me up
on the roof doing this. From Imgflip.

Truth. From Facebook.

This was found on the amateur radio subreddit,
but it applies to anyone with an HOA.

Watching the roofers and the DirecTV
tech work on ours got me to thinking about
this little chestnut. From Imgflip.

*DirecTV, if you're wondering. We've used it since we moved to our current house, over 20 years ago. Why not cable? Well, back then Time Warner refused to provide you with pricing; you had to call them up and talk to a salesperson if you wanted the pricing for cable. If they were not going to bother providing me with straightforward pricing, I wasn't going to use their service.