Monday, December 9, 2024

Meme Monday: Health Memes

Because I aim to make people uncomfortable laughing about my health issues, I collected a bunch of memes related to them for this Meme Monday.

Yeah, I hear this a lot from the Diabetes Team. Apparently
a lot of people simply don't change their diets enough
to make a difference, or they say "I'm taking the pills, that's
good enough." From Imgflip.



This is another thing that non-diabetics will
get confused about. Type 1 is NOT Type 2.
From Reddit.



Yeah, I'm not that big on time travel these days.
From Imgflip.



I use the Freestyle Libre sensor to monitor my blood
sugar. It's not perfect, but it does the job. However,
about 1 in every 6 sensors dies or malfunctions before
the two weeks for that sensor is up. My insurance does
not cover that missing time, so I end up having to supplement
with the old "needle prick and push out blood onto a test
strip" backup. And that really really sucks.  And if
you're wondering based on recent news events, yes,
I have that company's insurance. From Imgflip.


I laughed out loud at this one. Good thing I didn't wake
my wife up; she gets grumpy if I wake her up in the
middle of the night. From Reddit and Memeatic.



Yeah, I hear this from time to time, typically from
someone wanting me to buy a dessert or something
very sweet. "Live a little!" "Uh, yeah, I'd like to,"
is my reply. From Imgflip.


Saturday, December 7, 2024

Past the Halfway Point

A bit over a week ago was the third anniversary of what I call "My Little Hospital Adventure". 

Here's a little reminder. My arm is
significantly thinner now than in this picture.
From this post back in November 2021.

My annual physical was delayed by a few weeks due to my stint of jury duty, so I waited until I finally had my physical before posting about that rather dubious anniversary. That being said, my physician is still pleased with my progress, and back in April my Cardiologist reviewed my ECG* and was happy with my current state of health.

I'd imagine that they'd be even happier if I were at a "normal" weight for my height, but my vitals are good enough, and there were no indications of any deterioration in my condition. Compared to where I was at, I've come a long way.

That being said, I'm also acutely aware that the average lifespan for a person who has suffered a bout of congestive heart failure once is five years.** Obviously, the younger you are will extend that lifespan by a bit, but basically once I reach December 2026 I will have beaten the average.

I don't mean to be morbid about it, but the more I've studied my situation I've decided I'm not going to sugarcoat this to people. I am quite aware that barring an accident (or war or something) I know what will kill me, and that it will likely be sooner rather than later. 

Does that mean I've created a bucket list to go through before I die?

No. 

And before anybody else says "But..." I'll stop you right there. No 'buts'. Just because I don't have a bucket list doesn't mean that I'm simply waiting around to die, like Kvothe from The Name of the Wind, and I'm also not some sort of monk who wants to retreat from the world. (No matter how tempting.) I will just continue to live my life as it is so far and continue to putter around with what interests me.




*Do you remember when an ECG required specialized equipment and a scheduled time to perform said test? Nowadays you can have a bunch of sensors taped to your body, hooked up to a laptop via a USB port, and running the software on the laptop takes a couple of minutes total. It was done prior to my meeting with my Cardiologist, and she had the data to review almost instantly. It's not just more efficient, but if you're wondering just how you're doing you don't have to spend days waiting for results. Yes, technology has created its share of problems, but this ain't one.

**People with multiple occurrences of congestive heart failure have a significantly shorter lifespan.

Tuesday, December 3, 2024

An Experimentalist's Survival Guide

Back in prehistory when I attended university, I got my Bachelor's Degree in Physics. While most of the undergraduate curriculum was already defined for a Physics major, there were just enough electives that you could pursue a few classes that you were really interested in. Based on what you liked --and whether you kind of liked working in a lab or not-- an undergrad was lumped into two classifications: theorists and experimentalists. The experimentalists performed laboratory experiments, while the theorists stretched the Mathematics behind Physics as far as it could go. 

I was definitely in with the experimentalists, as I enjoyed --and still enjoy-- puttering around and testing hypotheses. My deck project highlighted that I'm decent enough with my hands and working through issues on the fly that if I hadn't burned out on Physics* I would probably be slaving away in a basement lab** somewhere. 

During my time at UD, I learned how to think critically and how to attack a problem. Sure, it's nice to have resources, but back then Internet access was pretty minimal so if you didn't have all of the resources right in front of you, well... You had to puzzle a lot of it out on your own.***

You can see where this is going, can't you?

Sorry, no cheat sheets allowed for the exam.
Yes, this is Wowhead, as of 12/3/2024.

Yes, between my training, my inherited stubborn streak, and my revulsion at the widespread acceptance at turning a game into a mathematical exercise****, I try to figure things out myself. 

There are exceptions to the rule, obviously, such as when I joined Valhalla's raid team in 2020, but I want to learn to play a game by actually playing the game and learning the rules provided (either in-game or in a rules manual). People who love to say that Wowhead or Icy Veins is the manual for playing are missing the point: just because a game company farmed out some of this stuff to a third party provider doesn't mean that you shouldn't be able to figure it out yourself. 

And with the new Classic Fresh release, I have been taking my time to do just that.

***

Of the nine original Classic classes, I've played five of them: Mage, Paladin, Rogue, Shaman, and Warlock. Three of them, Paladin, Shaman, and Warlock, I've never played in Vanilla Classic past L20, but I am familiar enough with how they play in later expansions that I have a (somewhat) basic understanding of them.*****

Others, such as the Warrior, not so much.

Better get used to visiting dwarves, I suppose.


I thought I knew how a Warrior played until I actually started playing one. Then I quickly discovered just how much that basic attack meant to a Warrior: it builds up rage, which the Warrior can then spend for a variety of different abilities.

It's been a while since I played a class that behaved that way, so once I got used to the concept I began to work on how to play it efficiently. Build up rage, throw on a DoT, then build up rage for other buffs/attacks.

It was at that point that I discovered the next issue with playing a Warrior in Vanilla Classic: timing your attacks. 

I began bitching about the weirdness surrounding Heroic Strike when I went to use that attack. There were times when it would attack very quickly, and others where I sat waiting for a few seconds for the attack to land. 

"What the hell is going on?" I muttered more than once, mindful that my wife was sleeping upstairs. I checked my connection, but my latency held steady and internet speed was still good. I did a quick search as to whether the Classic Fresh servers were buggy, but no dice there for my specific problem.#

I just learned to live with it until about L8 when I finally realized what was going on: it had everything to do with timing. If you time your attack right then there's no delay at all. 

So THAT's why swing timer addons are so popular.

I then proceeded to get flashbacks from my time as an Enhancement Shaman and shuddered. I wasn't going to go down that route if I could help it, so I decided that if I was going to be serious about leveling as many alts as I am, I was going to have to just develop the necessary feel in-game to play a Warrior right. That also meant I wasn't going to take that alt into any instances, because when you see a Warrior in Vanilla Classic, you immediately think "Oh, there's a Tank."

And I ain't tanking. Too much stress involved; that's one job where you absolutely need confidence to do it right, and I don't have the confidence. There's also that trust you have to have in other people to keep you alive (and not pull threat), and let's just say I've got issues there too.##

***

Warriors aside, the basics of attacks and whatnot are pretty self-explanatory. What I've been surprised the most about, however, are the class-related quests and stories. 

I didn't know this NPC existed.

While the class stories don't come even close to the level of detail found in SWTOR --still the gold standard for class stories in MMOs, IMHO-- they are unique enough that I really enjoy their presence.

These were NPCs that I either didn't know existed --like the Bear Spirit (above) for the Druid class quest-- or I never paid attention to them. Yes, yes, I know the cardinal rule of NPCs in a video game is that if they have a name then they likely have a quest or something associated with them, but just what was associated with them was an unknown until I began playing more classes.

The class quests in WoW Classic range from the snarky...



To the earnest...


To the annoyingly mysterious...


While a lot of class quests are 'go there to see person X' and said person gives you a new ability, others actually want you to perform a task before they grant you the ability, such as the Human Warlock having to go 'rescue' a book coveted by your Class Trainer that the Defias had stolen.

All in all, these class quests aren't a lot of effort (so far), but they do provide flavor to Classic WoW that Retail WoW has lost.

***

Just about all of the alts I've created that I intend to level at this time are at L10 (with a straggler or two a couple of levels short), and most of those toons don't even have their major class abilities yet. What does happen at L10 is that the talent trees unlock, and I've found myself swamped by an unexpected desire to get it 'right'. You know, pick the 'right' talents to play the class 'properly'. Or select the right 'pet' for my Hunter.### 

I have resisted that siren song so far, but my desire to explore and experiment on my own wars with my desire to research a thing to death. And being a 'solved game', WoW has tons of that out there floating around that I am deliberately refusing to use this time around. (See Figure 1.)

This won't bring back 2004, but it will allow me to internalize my learnings better than following a guide or reading the contents of a Discord channel. And the one thing it will absolutely do is slow down my leveling process. I realize it's about to slow down the next five levels, and once I hit L20 the brakes will come on even harder, but exploring and learning will allow me to fight FOMO that much better.

I think I found my Holiday shirt.
From Amazon UK.





*And had the confidence to believe in myself. There, I said it. I've been carrying those doubts around since my first semester at UD, because I learned very quickly that unless I got my ass in gear I was going to wash out. "You know nothing, Jon Snow," could have been my mantra if A Song of Ice and Fire were around back then.

**Yes, the Physics Professors' labs were always in the basement of Sherman Hall. It might have been due to the weight of the equipment, but given that the Engineering building had labs all throughout the place, I think it was just because the building was designed primarily for teaching students rather than professors' research.

***Or wait for a week or two for the referenced article to arrive via interlibrary loan. If you thought Fed Ex is expensive now, back then it was so cost prohibitive you could just about forget about using it if you were a student.

****I remember people joking in boardgame circles back in the 90s and 00s that Mathematicians would play Reiner Knizia's boardgames for fun when they came home from work. Reiner was (in)famous for creating a boardgame with a mathematical premise and a theme that was pasted on to a greater or lesser degree. Nowadays, it wouldn't shock me if they played WoW instead.

*****That's all relative: the Paladin got a makeover in TBC, the three versions of the Shaman play radically different from each other, and I cut my teeth on a Warlock strictly through PvP in Catalcysm, which is very different than its Vanilla incarnation.

#There are issues with Friends lists not updating, but I don't know whether it's WoW itself or some interference with the addons I have. Just a note that the only "social" addon I do have installed is Total RP3, which doesn't really interact with Friends lists.

##It's several stories from my youth, and nobody wants to hear them now, except maybe a therapist.

###Somebody asked in Teldrassil's Gen Chat "Which Hunter's Pet is the best?", to which people said "Go to Petopia". Forget opinions, go to The Source and follow that.

Monday, December 2, 2024

Meme Monday: WoW Classic Fresh Memes

I was wondering what to do for this Meme Monday when a brick dropped on my head.

Okay, not really, but I mean this was pretty damn obvious of a topic, right?

Of course, the announcement itself caused a crazy amount of excitement, especially among my friend group:

Note: this was not me.
From Reddit.

The excitement was driven primarily by the promise of progression into TBC content. There's no clue as to whether these will become TBC Era servers or not, but that was no stopping people.

Yeah, kind of like that. From imgflip.


Even though I started close to a week later than the opening rush, even I could tell it was still kind of crazy in the starter zones.

Oh, you mean the crazy?
This came from @angelakatosh on
TikTok, but I actually do watch her YouTube videos.


On the bright side, while nobody is talking about it just yet, the promise of Blizzard banning GDKP raids (basically raids where you pay in-game gold to bid on gear that drops) will remove a major reason why people bought gold from gold farmers in the 2019 Classic. 

From Reddit.


But I'm surviving. I've resisted the urge to rush ahead. So far, anyway.

From Reddit.


Friday, November 29, 2024

Operation "Spread the Love"

I kind of like that title; it's one of those things that may sound vaguely dirty or sanctimonious, but it's really a reference to leveling alts.

If there's one thing I've made abundantly clear while writing for Parallel Context, it's that I'm not that much of an altoholic. I think the most toons I've created on one server for a single MMO has been one of each class for SWTOR because I wanted to see each class story*, and WoW hasn't even come close to matching that.

No, several Cardwyns out there don't count, because there's only 6-7 of them out there (2 are placeholders to reserve the name on other servers), and 2 of them are effectively the same toon (the one I saved on Era and the one that progressed into TBC and then Wrath Classic). 

So if you know anything else about me, I tend to play one or two toons at a time, and that's that. I'm not one to have a toon for every profession, and my completionist streak is kind of limited to within a specific toon rather than having one of everything.

For the 20th Anniversary WoW servers, I was presented with a conundrum: how do I slow down my leveling to the pace I want without letting FOMO get in the way?

Or to put it more bluntly, how do I play on the WoW Anniversary servers with my friends without coming off as an asshole for not rushing through leveling?

Enter Operation "Spread the Love".

This isn't even all of them; more like half.

I went and created a ton of alts. Well, for me they're a ton, anyway.

There's my usual couple of toons, such as Cardwyn, Linnawyn, and Azshandra, and another incarnation of the Retail toon Balthan (as a Warrior for a change), but most of the rest are new. And I didn't try to make the names sound that impressive (or good enough to RP with); one name came from David Eddings' The Belgariad, another from Sesame Street, and one came from a prescription drug. But the idea is that by leveling a bunch of alts all at once, I'll be able to slow down my overall leveling process so that I won't be tempted to rush forward.

The first 5-7 levels of a WoW Classic toon take about an hour, and things slow down after that rather quickly. The leveling speed only becomes a crawl at certain choke points, such as the upper 30s and the mid-upper 40s, but since I'm in no hurry I can get about 5+ toons to the mid-upper 20s while most of the server sprints to L60.**

The goal here isn't to get to L60, run instances and raid, but to get to L60 in time for the Anniversary servers to get to the TBC pre-patch. Since the phase schedule is going to roll out for the Vanilla WoW portion over the course of a year, I have a year to get to L60. Not weeks. Not months. A year. Sure, I can eventually go faster if I want to, but the height of FOMO is right now, when everybody is pushing ahead, and it will peak again when people en masse (my friends among them) begin to reach max level.

I am not going to let FOMO win this time, and if Operation "Spread the Love" does it's job, it won't. But we'll see.


*I've been a very bad boy, as I still haven't finished the Imperial Agent's class story yet.

**There were already two toons at L60 as of late Tuesday/early Wednesday, which is kind of nuts. Those players must not have slept since the servers opened on Thursday the 21st. Given my age, I have to wonder just what the hell the point is, because I doubt anybody is ever going to remember who these players were, but that's just me.

EtA: Corrected grammar.

Tuesday, November 26, 2024

I'll Get Around to It

In the comments about my post on the now live Anniversary WoW Classic Fresh Servers, Shintar warned me about taking care of myself and not doing things I don't want to do. Considering we've both felt burnout from pushing too hard and doing things we later regretted, I truly appreciated her concern. I assured her, however, that I wasn't going to go gangbusters on this.

So far, I still haven't. In fact, I haven't even logged into a toon there as of writing this on Monday afternoon.*

Oh, I created the toons I wanted back on Thursday, and I even reserved the names for a few TBC Draenei and Sindorei toons, but that's about it.

It's been surprisingly easy to avoid playing on the new servers. Yes, a change to my sleeping habits brought on by my jury duty tenure helped, and we did visit with family over the weekend, but I have gotten on WoW during that time. Just not the Anniversary servers.

Sittin' on the dock of the bay,
watching the tide roll away...

I can tell there's a distinct amount of emptiness on the Classic Era servers ever since the Anniversary Fresh Servers opened up, but that's fine with me. I discovered I was able to farm Felcloth much more easily than in months because the hardcore farmers have moved on to the Fresh servers, and while the amount of people queueing for Alterac Valley have gone down, when I do get into a Battleground there's a lot more activity going on instead of the Horde's traditional strategy of zerging to the end and killing Vann as quickly as possible. 

As for the new servers themselves, I've noted that my little friend group has been exclusively on there since they opened, and given how they always seem to be on whenever I check Battle.Net, my guess is that the main toons are probably around L20 by now.

Do I feel left out? No.

Am I experiencing FOMO because of all of the activity on the fresh servers? A bit, but nothing I can't manage. 

Do I want to login to the fresh servers and get going? 

Uh... I don't know.

What I do want to do is level at my own pace, without any help, and basically doing it my way. That's what I liked the most in the 2019 release of WoW Classic, and what I missed the most in TBC and Wrath Classic. I have learned over my years of playing is that my leveling playstyle is not what the majority of the WoW player base likes, and I hate being pushed to go faster, whether due to explicit goals being set by a guild/raid team or simply by FOMO. 

I mean, have you even read the blog? This is basically a "how to do it" manual of giving the middle finger to the Metagame while still playing the game itself. 

So yeah, I'd like to login and play on the new servers, but I will only do it my way. And I don't think I'm ready yet. Maybe later this week, but we'll see.



*Early on Tuesday morning I did get on to move the bank alts over to their permanent locations, but that's been it as far as my involvement there goes.


EtA: Corrected grammar.

Monday, November 25, 2024

Meme Monday: Thanksgiving Memes for 2024

Yes, this week is Thanksgiving in the US. That typically means two things in my immediate family: listening to Arlo Guthrie's rendition of Alice's Restaurant, and a recounting of the classic WKRP in Cincinnati episode Turkeys Away:


Oh yeah, there's also that meal thing.

In honor of Thanksgiving, here's a few memes for Thanksgiving from a gamer's standpoint...

Can you believe it? You can get t-shirts of the Turkey
Drop from Etsy!!!


I chuckled at this one.
From the Wowhead Facebook page.


This came from Pinterest, so I have no
idea who made this outside of the art
references in the graphic.


Oof. Right now I'd be yelling "Roll high! Roll high!"
From the My DND Facebook page.