Meme Monday: Miscellaneous Memes for 2025

I figured that with the holidays and the new year over, let's clear out some of the old memes I've had lying around.

Heh. From Imgflip.

Alas for WoW players that Warcraftlogs will point
the finger at you. From Ranker.

Yeah, I can relate. Especially when Blizz
drops something like Classic Fresh.
From Imgflip.

Yep. From Pinterest.

This has been in my holding area
for so long I don't even have a reference
to where I found it.

Same with this meme, but I do agree with
the sentiment. I'm pretty much all Star Wars' out
at this point, with the exception of the SWTOR
vanilla areas.

That Barrens Schizophrenia

Even among WoW players, The Barrens is kind of a weird place. Oh, not the awesome stretches of the savannah that reach north and south, and not even for how (in)famous some of the quests are --Mankrik's Wife, anyone?-- but for Barrens Chat itself.

From the endless supply of Chuck Norris jokes to the truly oddball mixture of political and social topics, Barrens Chat is unique to World of Warcraft. Elwynn Forest Chat might want to compete, and The Lion's Pride Inn at Goldshire notwithstanding Elwynn Chat is definitely second banana to Barrens Chat.

I was reminded of that the other day when I was on my Shaman for a little while, working on some of the Kill Ten Rats* quests. 

Someone complained in Barrens Chat about someone stealing their mining node while they were actively mining the node, and instead of sympathy the player got a lot of "mine faster" and "too bad so sad" reactions. A few people did express disapproval of that asshole's behavior, but they were outnumbered by quite a bit.

Then conversation turned toward politics, and... Yeah, I'm not gonna go there on this blog.

I was kind of disheartened by the conversation, so I switched to another tab where I had Gen Chat disabled and kept questing. 

Then I got back to The Crossroads, and before I could even unload by bags a Tauren Hunter came up to me and opened a Trade window.

He began dumping a load of crafted gear into the window.

"Do you need anything for this?" I asked. "Some mats or something?"

"Nah," he replied. "Take it."

He also provided me with an extra bag, since I was a bag short and my bags were all full anyway.

After that conversation, I shook my head. "Only in The Barrens," I thought.

*Or in this particular case "Kill Enough Harpy Lieutenants and Take Their Rings".

A Change of Perspective

I don't play Gnomes a lot.

Okay, I don't play them at all in the same way I don't play Forsaken, but at least the overtly evil aspect of the Forsaken* isn't found in Gnomish society. It's just that Gnomes really don't interest me at all in the same way that Kender and Gnomes in the Dragonlance novels/D&D setting didn't interest me. The fact that Gnomes are the metagame option for caster classes (Mage and Warlock) didn't exactly help either. 

To help an in-game friend create a "Gnome Only" guild,
I did create ol' Grumpygus here, whom I actually never play.

However, for expediency on the Anniversary servers, I created a gnome banker. 

My first thoughts on creating one were "Why did I do this?" And it wasn't rhetorical, either, as the likelihood of an L1 Gnome dying while getting to Ironforge was much higher than creating a new Night Elf or Human and running to Darnassus or Stormwind respectively. As it turns out, the timely arrival of an L5 player making the run through the tunnels to Kharanos and on to Ironforge saved my pathetic banker from an ignominious death. 

Having arrived at Ironforge, however, I was presented with a pretty standard "banker" experience: go set yourself up to receive items, then go to the bank to deposit them and/or distribute/sell them. No big deal, so I did just that.

A few weeks later, I was taking a screenshot for a guild name I found amusing, and I happened to zoom in on said banker. It was then that I discovered that Gnomes have a very different perspective than other races. 

Okay, this is kind of uncomfortable.

This makes Cardwyn feeling like a shrimp compared to Night Elves (and Draenei) look tame by comparison.

When your toon can pretty much run underneath a regular horse, you have an extreme difference in perspective. 

I guess some people like this, especially given some of the commentary in the Dwarf/Gnome starting zone, but... Yeah. I'm not doing this one again.

*Okay, in the Old World of pre-Cataclysm World of Warcraft, that sort of evil-ness is primarily limited to members of the Apothecary (and Varimathras), but it's much more in-your-face in the reworked Azeroth from Cataclysm onward.

Meme Monday: Snowy Memes

Sunday has been a day of watching the snow come down.

I could have just put up any photo, but you can see
the road in the background.

It started snowing around 10 AM today, and it's projected for the snow to switch over to sleet and ice overnight, then back to snow to finish things up. Current snowfall totals are for 5-8" (12.5-20.5 cm) of snow with another 1-3" (2.5 - 7.5 cm) of sleet and ice atop it. That prediction might be a bit low, as we now have 7" of snow on the ground as of 10:40 PM.

So I figured why not post some memes referencing snowfall?

I've already been informed by my wife that I'm not to
overdo it, as she doesn't want me to have a heart attack.
from Reddit.

I was at the grocers earlier this morning, and
it wasn't nearly as bad as this. From geeksandgamers.

We're waaaay past 4 inches now.
From Pinterest and Reddit.

Really? From imgflip.

And you can't have snow without getting
some inspiration for an RPG session.
From DnDDads.

Practicing Acts of Random Kindness and Senseless Beauty

The other day I logged into my Orc Shaman and noticed a mail icon was up. I wondered if that mysterious person who'd whispered "I see you" was back, but no, it was someone else:

Well, whaddya know...

Whatever I might have been expecting, it certainly wasn't this.

The person had sent along some silver, a couple of health potions, and some Smoked Sagefish (provides a buff for casters such as Mages, Warlocks, and Shamans). 

I was really touched by this act of random kindness, and I in turn sent a few items along with some silver to someone I randomly saw in The Barrens.

It felt good to be reminded that there are caring people out in the world, especially in a game and genre kind of infamous for bad behavior by players.

The First Lesson in Avoiding Temptation

Well, one goal has been accomplished with Operation Spread the Love: my in-game friends are reaching L60 before I have gotten a single toon to L20.

Here's how it looks as of January 2nd, 2025.
I really have to get some better looking pants;
between the green and the yellow, it looks like Cardwyn
plays for the Green Bay Packers.

My Questing Buddy is sitting at L59, and others are at L60 and L55. Still others are in the L40s, while another friend who is taking their time like I am is in the L20s.

At the moment, I'm not feeling any surge of FOMO since they're reaching max level. I think a lot of that is seeing their relief that the leveling is done (or coming to an end), which only adds to my resolve. While I'd like to finally get out of Westfall or Darkshore, I know that once I start pushing I'm going to have a hard time stopping. 

How do I know that? 

Well, if there's one thing that dealing with my health issues has taught me, it's that the easiest way to control my diet is to simply not have temptation in the house. It's not always the most fun thing to do, and given that my wife doesn't have any dietary restrictions that means temptation is always in the house to some extent. However, by minimizing my contact with any temptation I can control my diet. 

What I'm doing on the Anniversary servers is taking the lessons I've learned from my "health journey" and applying them to leveling. That means avoiding dungeon runs from a high level toon, whether a bought boost or just given one by a friend. But that also means avoiding grouping up with friends to do some questing together. From my experience I just don't level as fast as everyone else*, and since I frequently do take my time to read the quest text I find myself holding people back. So, when I have grouped up with people in the past to "level together", I rather conveniently skip doing quests myself and simply am there to make their questing easier.** Since all that's happening is inadvertent pressure put on me to level faster, I've decided to avoid grouping to do quests together entirely.***

I do have one last trick up my sleeve for slowing down my leveling, and that is leveling crafting at the same time.

Anybody who has leveled a non-gathering profession in WoW Classic can tell you that it can take a serious amount of gold to level something such as Blacksmithing or Tailoring, let alone Enchanting. Since my gold is spread thin already, I have to slow down my leveling just to grind out drops from mobs so I can sell for more gold.

I also sell any fish I catch for gold --either to a vendor or on the Auction House-- which also takes time.

So, I have my methods of avoiding temptation. Now I have to stick to it.

*Yes, my powerleveling a Shaman in 2021 is the exception.

**Afterward, I'll go back and do the quests myself at my own pace. In case you're wondering, I starte doing this back in 2009/2010 when I leveled Quintalan, my first L80 toon. I'd be out questing with Soul and his wife and I'd frequently find myself behind on completing quests because they'd done all of this before, so I eventually just gave up and just became a so-called sell-sword.

***This isn't the same as joining up for a group quest, where I'll group up with people nearby who are on the same group quest so we can complete the thing together. Once done, the group is disbanded and that's that.

Learning to Crawl

Okay, maybe that title references my attempts to learn how to play as a Warrior on the Anniversary WoW Classic servers, but it could also be a return to playing a Shaman.

"There's a place out there on the savannah where you
can see forever, and it stirred something primal in us," I whispered.

A lot of my problems with playing TBC Classic didn't have to do with playing a Shaman per se; I found the class very much the Horde analogue of a Paladin, and the Vanilla version of a Shaman's solo attack rotation is very similar to that of a Paladin's. To be blunt, it was the circumstances behind my playing a Shaman --and everything that developed out of that-- that I disliked. Unfortunately, that means that the poor Shaman became associated in my mind with everything that went askew in TBC Classic.

Playing a Shaman in the Anniversary servers meant I was going to pick at a scab that should have healed by now, and I knew it wasn't going to be a pleasant experience. Still, I felt that I couldn't really avoid this forever, and confronting this problem now rather than waiting until I experienced the triple whammy of leveling a Draenei Shaman in the TBC portion of the Anniversary servers was likely the best option. I could control a lot of things this way: the speed of leveling, reacquainting myself with the Old World Horde quests*, and even disappearing into the ether, truly playing solo on the "other" faction from most of my current stable of toons.

I'm not going to lie: the first few levels were hard. 

I wasn't expecting the welter of emotion when I went forward into the Valley of Trials. After all, there's only a single auto-attack and a single magical attack available at the beginning, so it's not like I was doing anything complicated such as totem twisting. But I still had to get up and walk away for a bit after those first couple of quests, because apparently association is a real bitch. 

A few days later and I was back again, pushing forward a little at a time. Some quests here, some quests there. The freshness of the Orc/Troll starting area and both Durotar and The Barrens helped a lot. Sure, there's a lot of running back and forth in The Barrens --that's pretty much the Old World in a nutshell-- but I don't mind that much. And doing just a little bit at a time does help to separate the Shaman from the 2021 Leveling Shaman experience.

The real question is what's going to happen when in November 2025 the TBC pre-patch drops. I don't intend to get swept up in a mad dash to level a Shaman, but given the sheer lunacy of some people to sprint to L60 on the Anniversary servers**, I can foresee some problems for myself.

But that's all about sprinting: I'm back in the crawling stage, and I have plenty of time to learn to walk first.

*My other Horde toons in Classic and Retail were Blood Elves, and their starting area will get a player to L20-L22 in Classic by the end (or whatever the level is in Retail nowadays), so you could skip the Barrens or Silverpine Forest entirely. Being a Blood Elf has it's advantages.

**Not my Questing Buddy, who admittedly is almost at L60, but those who were already getting their pre-raid BiS gear in early December.