Saturday, August 12, 2023
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Grind
Friday, August 11, 2023
Old Man Being Old
If there's one thing that brings out the "old man yelling at cloud" meme, it's the people who rush to the end in a game.
Unless the game you're playing is predicated on a timer to win, what's the point?
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| Like oh, say, THIS one. From Hasbro, which is also the owner of Wizards of the Coast, ironically enough. |
Sure, in a video game there are your share of DPS races that you have to go fast for if you want to win a game, but I'm talking about a methodology about approaching the game itself. And unlike a methodology of following the current metagame, which can encourage skips and bypasses and speed running*, I'm talking about injecting speed into a game that wasn't built around it.
Obviously it's diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, but when I first encountered this phenomenon early in WoW's Cataclysm expansion, there were all of these players who rushed to the end and then spent their time in Stormwind or Orgrimmar complaining that they were bored.
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| Pick a Feral Druid, any Feral Druid... |
"I'm bored" is now a tired old meme, but back then in 2010 that was my first encounter with it, and I was thrown for a loop.
I still am, honestly.
If you're bored in an MMO, go play something else. Nobody put a gun to your head and told you to try to go as fast as you could in a game to finish it as quickly as possible. And from my perspective, "the internet told you to do it" is the 2023 version of "the Devil made me do it". To which my response is "What a load of horsecrap."
And that's coming from someone who had an email address back in the 1980s. I may be a grumpy old man, but I'm a grumpy old man whose internet activity from the mid 1990s can still be found online today.**
Hey, if you enjoy speed running, great. Go for it. But don't expect any sympathy from me if you chew through a game and ingest all the content and then complain there's nothing to do.
#Blaugust2023
*Or even the entire concept of Mythic and Mythic Plus, which in Retail WoW is based upon how fast you can finish an instance while still accomplishing certain tasks; essentially a video game version of Perfection while hyped up on meth.
**You have to do some hunting, but it's still there.
Thursday, August 10, 2023
It Takes Time
Wednesday, August 9, 2023
Watch Out For the Crazy Elf Lady
Here’s an interesting thought exercise: is a game world obligated to have everything solved?
That’s probably not the best way of putting it, but I’m thinking of scenarios in a game world where the development staff knows the answer, but isn’t obligated to provide an explanation to the player.*
I was thinking of this when I began running into the “Beloved of Elune?” questlines in WoW Classic Era (or pre-Wrath WoW, your choice.)
If you’re like me, I don’t often run into the conclusion of this particular questline, because it begins somewhere in the L40s and ends when your toon is close to the L60 level cap. To be honest, I have absolutely no clue whether this quest chain was ever modified/followed-up-on in the post-Cataclysm reworking of the Old World, and to be perfectly honest I don’t think I’d like to know. Like a lot of quests in the post-Cataclysm reworking of Azeroth, so little is left to the player’s imagination** that I don’t think it’d be worth it to find out.
The brief synopsis is this: there’s a curious Kaldorei in Rutheran Village who has heard a rumor that the Wildkin (aka the “owlbears” or “boomkin”) in Azeroth are actually Elune’s favored creatures, and he sends you to a few distant locales to collect Wildkin feathers looking for evidence of the same. NOTE: If you’re like me, you automatically think “Oh, kill them and take their feathers”, but no, you’re supposed to pick the feathers off the ground.*** Anyway, the end of the questline takes you to Winterspring, where you end up on an escort quest up into the mountains where you get some exposition as to the 'why' behind the Wildkin. (Of course, in traditional WoW fashion, you return to the person who started you on this questline, who says “Wow! This is so cool! Go tell the Archdruid!” who then tells you “We knew all this, now stop bothering me.” FWIW, Azshandra HATES that asshole Staghelm with a passion.)
It’s a nice questline, and it tells you a bit about the world, but are all the secrets of Azeroth expected to end with an exposition like this? And more importantly, should they end all tied up in a bow like that?
In my opinion, the answer is 'no'.
If everything were able to be 'solved' or 'explained away' as part of the game, what does that say about the game? That there is no mystery to anything? That the development staff expect you to find everything, and that all game mysteries are supposed to be solved?
I personally believe that mindset reflects the expectation that everything about a topic can be known, when in real life that is not the case.
Okay, let me back up here a moment.
And yes, that last one is a direct poke in the eye at the WoW devs for their Shadowlands expansion.
Maybe it’s the hubris involved in real life that’s a factor here because enough people around the globe seem to absolutely know what happens after death. Frequently those beliefs can be contradictory, so not everybody can be correct about this. But hey, that never stopped people from believing what they want to believe, but in a game world that assuredness (or hubris) translates into certainty about how the afterlife must operate.
Or why wildkin are the way they are.
Or why the Old Gods do what they do.
I mean, the hard baseline of the existential horror behind HP Lovecraft’s vision of what Blizzard used as a template for the Old Gods was simple: Cthulhu and Company’s motivations were unknowable and that attempting to understand them would drive you insane.
“Watch out for the crazy Elf lady” is a byline that anybody who remembers questing in OG Silithus in Vanilla WoW (or Classic WoW) should be all you need to know about the Old Gods. If anything, that particular questline still exposed more than necessary, but looking at it in hindsight the crazy elf lady questline struck a better cadence in terms of what was unknowable versus the exposition of the wildkin questline.
But still, people want to know everything about a game world, and for a subset of the same the concept of not figuring everything out can drive them nuts.
Well, welcome to the real world.
#Blaugust2023
*Or the Player Characters in a pencil and paper RPG.
**In a relative sense, of course. You might not have all the answers from a particular quest chain, but if you perform a similar quest chain on the other faction's side, you'll figure things out between the combination of the two. I'm looking at you, Worgen questlines in Silverpine Forest.
***Free hint: if you’re like me and have trouble seeing the feathers with your graphics, you may have to dial your graphics settings back to what they would have been in Vanilla WoW to see the feathers easily. Kind of sucks gaming the system like this, but if you don’t want to look like an idiot with your questing buddy trying to find feathers when they are jumping up and down on top of them –not that I’d know anything about this-- you’ll want to do this.
Tuesday, August 8, 2023
Gen Con 2023: Gamers Cranked Up to Eleven
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| "Slight chance of rain" my ass. |
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| That line on the left? That's the Will Call line behind us. Our line snaked to the doors at the end then doubled back where we were going. Yikes. |
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| My occasional plug for The Beast, the world's longest wooden roller coaster. It is still the best coaster I've ever ridden on. Photo from Kings Island. |
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| The signs were everywhere. Really. |
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| Human Not Included. (She was posing, but for who I don't know.) |
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| Looking left.... |
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| ...center... |
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| ...and right. |
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| Yes, this was one of my two purchases. |
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| Among the ships inside is the iconic Far Trader, the Empress Marava class. It may not look like much, like some Scoundrel I know likes to say, but it's got it where it counts. |
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| I really liked the whimsy behind these drawings. |
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| The stylized designs are fantastic in person. |
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| I spent a bit of time asking this artist about her inspiration, and she was happy to 'talk shop' for a bit. She also enjoyed getting a chance to be at the con to talk with her friends and fellow artists. |
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| Who knew that World of Warcraft players had an entire garage devoted to them? |
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| Did I mention there was an Avatar: The Last Airbender RPG out? |
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| Yes, the box for each version is cleverly designed to look like a book. |
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| The graphic is from Gizmodo. |
Modiphius had the book ready for release just in time for Gen Con, and given that I've been a fan of meshing Star Trek with humor ever since the Original Series' Harry Mudd stories, I've been hoping to get a glimpse of how the splatbook worked.
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| WARHAMMER Munchkin?? And Age of Sigmar at that. |
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| Oh wow. |
Yes, Car Wars is back.
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| Ah. That explains a lot. |
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| Holy crap. |
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| Yes, it does look pretty. |
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| From comicbook.com. |
Monday, August 7, 2023
Meme Monday: Gen Con Memes
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| Yeah, it's kind of like that. From imgflip. |
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| Uh, yeah. I kind of have to watch out for this. From imgflip again. |
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| I'm not so sure that's as much of a thing at Gen Con as it is, say, DragonCon. I've heard that if you can't get hooked up with someone at DragonCon, you're actively avoiding it. From diy.despair.com. |
Sunday, August 6, 2023
On The Road Again...
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| Hey look, a Redbeard! No, it's not me, but it is 'a redbeard'. It's @diceandautism from TikTok. |
































