Meme Monday: Cold Temperature Memes

Yesterday I was sitting at an intersection, waiting for the light to change, when I espied this little quip on the sign in front of a local salon:

Yes, I was amused.

That inspired this weeks' Meme Monday. It's not that cold right now, in the 20F/-7C range, but compared to two weeks ago it's pretty cold. This winter in general has been much colder and wetter than usual --hello, extreme weather-- and so it was simply low hanging fruit for me to harvest.

Thank you, Ron Swanson.
From Thunder Dungeon (and Parks and Rec).

That's not spooky, that's just sad.
From Cheezburger.

Well, that doesn't make me feel any better.
From Funny-as-fuck via Cheezburger.

I can sympathize, Wyoming Police Department.
From the Wyoming (MN) Police via Cheezburger.

Again, I can sympathize.
From Imgflip.

This is the most accurate statement here, but...
thanks a lot, Einstein.
From Dailymeme-noah via Cheezburger.