Friday, April 25, 2025

Because I Don't Have Enough Irons in the Fire

So.... I did a thing...



Her looks aren't exactly right, but close enough.


Yes, after a purchase on sale from what seems like an age ago, I finally got around to creating a toon or two for Hogwarts Legacy.

This is... actually pretty close to what I'd look like back
then. The hair would have been not quite so wavy, but
the coloring and shape of the face are about right. Can't turn
those glasses into 80s style metal frames, however.
(I went with Miller because it's a pretty generic name.)

The irony is that while I first created a toon that looked like me --not out of vanity, but just something I do because I can't not make decisions as if I were doing them-- I went full Mage and created Cardwyn, as if she were plucked out of Azeroth and dropped straight into the Wizarding World.

See? I got her hair right!


If she were 15 or 16 years old, that is.* The story begins with you as a new student going to Hogwarts, but with the specific tweak that you're a Fifth Year student, something almost never done before. I suspect this plot device was conceived to not spread out the plot too much. If you're a First Year student, your abilities are a bit limited, and Portkey Games doesn't really have the time to play the long game, plot wise. There's also the additional bonus of being able to insert into the game themes better handled by a mid-late teenager than a tween of 11 or 12.

Although I played through only the Intro Zone (as it were) of the story, I couldn't exactly tell what the time frame for the story was. Given that the visual cues I've seen so far it very much fits within the Steampunk-ish vibe that the original series had, it seems that the Wizarding World doesn't exactly change that much in aesthetic. Meeting M. Weasley at Hogwarts made me think that this was a continuation of the original story, set some years later, but the more I think about it (and the hair design of the students) I think it might be earlier, from anywhere between the late 19th Century to the early 20th Century. 

Geez, Card, you ought to be able to see the Arcane flows.


Okay, confession time: I've only read the first four books in the original Harry Potter series. The fifth book had come out when I originally read the first four, but I held off in case there was a cliffhanger at the end of the fifth book. Given that the sixth book was a year away from publication at the time, by the time the sixth book was released I just never got back into reading the series. Given that there apparently was a cliffhanger at the end of the sixth book, it's probably for the best that I stopped reading the series when I did. I don't take cliffhangers well.

Still, I was interested enough in the worldbuilding behind the series --whether it was created by the seat of her pants or not-- to see what Portkey did with the world. 

That's not a really good excuse to buy a game, especially one with a premium cost such as this one. I'll readily admit that. However, it's also a third person single player RPG in a development paradigm where more and more RPGs are either isometric or first person. Looking at all of the RPGs that I'd love to play that I simply can't --Cyberpunk 2077 and The Outer Worlds to name two-- it's nice to actually have a game that I can play. That it was massively on sale when I bought it (something like 50% or more off) doesn't hurt either.

So we'll see where this leads me. I have no idea when I'll finish it, given that I've not progressed in Baldur's Gate 3 since March 2024 or so, but at least it's an option on the table.




*Having raised three kids, I can tell you those 2-3 years can be quite huge for a person's physical and mental development. 

8 comments:

  1. Kinevra says Hi to Cardwyn and asks, Can we study together?

    The setting is "late 1800s", about a century before the story of the books. The Goblin rebellion led by Ranrok is referenced in the books (though I forget where), and Phineas Nigellus Black is an ancestor of Sirius Black.

    I am disappointed that there are only three character slots, so you can't make one character for each House.

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    1. I don't see why she can't hang out with Kinevra, assuming she doesn't mind hearing Card opine about how Witches and Wizards have no clue about what is going on beyond their bubble in the outside world.

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  2. I was a huge Harry Potter fan in my late teens. I got into it when book four came out, and then read all the remaining parts as they came out. It was my main fandom for a while, something to speculate about with friends and the first subject about which I listened to dedicated podcasts.

    It's a shame the author kind of went off the deep end and now spends her days being an absolute ass on social media. She also is quite open about the fact that she views anyone who puts money into her pockets as supportive of her agenda, so yeah... considering I live in the country where she actually does all her nasty lobbying, I'm never touching anything Harry Potter again.

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    1. The funny thing about when you create something and it leaves the nest is that it truly doesn't belong to you any more. Oh, you get royalties and all that, but the average fan is the ultimate arbiter of their own interpretation of another's work. The court and property law can't reach into another's mind and tell them what to think.

      Your own interpretation of Harry Potter can continue to live on in your own mind, free of You-Know-Who's manipulations. And the irony is that You-Know-Who's own writing can be used against her own asshattery in the same way that the Declaration of Independence, written by a slave owner, emboldened the abolitionist movement of the Antebellum Era.

      Given that she's pretty much tanked her own literary career, she can act like Scrooge McDuck jumping into a pile of money all she wants. But it will never bring back the one things she craves most: respectability. To do that, she needs to truly do the one thing her pride won't let her: spend time in introspection and then beg forgiveness. It's not out of the realm of possibility: if George Wallace could forsake his racist and segregationist past, You-Know-Who can forsake her own nastiness. She has to swallow her pride and admit she was wrong, but it seems she simply can't do that. In her own way, she truly has become Voldemort.

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    2. I mean, I wouldn't brush off "getting royalties" as nothing when someone uses that money specifically to fund a harmful agenda... but even that aside, the story itself has lost a lot of its charm to me too, as I saw people point out unpleasant stereotypes and such that I hadn't really fully taken in as a teen but that are now too obvious for me to ignore. I won't fault anyone for still considering it an interesting universe, but for me there are just too many things that I'd rather be thinking about.

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  3. I never finished the series after I read a little about her. It really interferred

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    1. Geeeezzz, been so long since I've bee on the PC upstairs I can't manage to comment anymore. Interfered with my enjoyment whether I wanted it to or not. TotA

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    2. Yeah, I can believe that.

      I have a similar issue with Lovecraft. Despite enjoying his work as a teen, I've not picked up H.P. Lovecraft ever since I learned about his racist views. And we're not just talking "racist", but they were so racist that even other racists would say "holy crap are you racist, dude". I have to wonder whether in my case it has a lot to do with the letdown I felt when I found out about Lovecraft's personal beliefs.

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