I don't often crack open the search entries that send people to our blog, but when I did for the past month, it was an eye opening experience.
"Lady Liadrin" -- Seems that most of these searches are looking for pics of the Blood Elf Matriarch. Curious, I tried searching for "Lady Liadrin" via Google, and yeah, my screenshot found in "About Redbeard" is there. To be honest, it's one of the few G or PG rated images out there of her. Some of the fan art made me feel like I had to shower after seeing just the search results.
"orc warrior tank tier 12" and "forsaken rogue" -- I'm sorry, but Soul
"can i play the wee" -- Um, I suppose so. I think you ought to ask your folks first.
"fear of saying something in the wrong context" -- Oh, right, you're asking me about that? And people wonder why I'm not on Twitter.
"adult world of warcraft graphics" -- Maybe you ought to try "Lady Liadrin" or "Thrall and Jaina". Or maybe you don't want to know, because I sure didn't. And no, it's definitely not work safe.
"f2p adult mmorpg" -- Haven't these people heard of Goldshire? Sheesh.
"how to apply retardin desensitizing cream" -- Oh no, not this again. Make one post --just one post!-- about retardins and you pay for it forever.
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Heard around Azeroth:
In Warsong Gulch:
(After the flag carrier --a Resto Shaman-- and Neve got jumped and wiped by two Kitty Druids)
Shaman: Of course I died, all I had was an undergeared Mage protecting me.
(15 mins later after the two of us DPSed down the Alliance's FC and got our flag back)
Shaman: Two 20k Ice Lances and 40k Frostbolt FTW!
Amazing how good you look when you're not stunned, your trinkets aren't on CD, and you get crits on your attacks.
In Isle of Conquest:
DK: We'd all better look good, cause I'm streaming this right now.
DK dies.
Shadow Priest: Was that good enough for ya?
In Warsong Gulch:
Warrior: These have to be the worst rogues ever.
Paladin: Yeah, I've zapped them about 4 times already.
Mage (while rezzing): Nice to know, cause the Lock and I have been getting one shotted by them the entire BG.
Warlock (me, while rezzing): I feel like they should be turning me on a spit.
In Isle of Conquest:
Human Paladin: I wanna be a Goblin, cause they get to ride tricycles!
Me (as Tomakan): and Gnomes are any better?
Kitty Druid: I like my Gnomes fried. Goblins are better roasted.
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Oldie But Goodie:
Back when we were on Stormscale (US-PVP), Soul and I were cruising near Hellfire Citadel when we got jumped by an L80 Rogue and his buddy, who ganked us. As we ran back, Soul cautioned me that we're probably being corpse camped so I should be ready to move. We rezzed and I mounted just as the Rogue emerged from hiding and got me from behind. Amazingly enough, his attack neither killed me outright nor dismounted me, so I leapt up to the skies aboard my wind rider.
"I thought you were dead," Soul told me.
"So did I," I replied, and cackled.
The Rogue, however, wasn't going to give up so easily. He mounted, flew up to us, and tried to gank me as he dismounted.
He missed and plummeted to the ground.
I still smirk at that moment to this day.
As a matter of fact, I do have horde in my character set still. I have a level 60 orc hunter, and level 10 orc warrior.
ReplyDeleteAre they both back on Stormscale?
ReplyDeleteI had a very similar experience with an enemy on a different server. In Hellfire penninsula, near the old broken up tower with an alchemist that acts as a small horde quest hub, I had an alliance rogue kill all the NPCs and corpse camp. I used the same tactic. I, however, was the rogue (with slowfall), so when he whacked me and fell, he fell to his death. I did, too, unfortunately, but heck, he'd whacked me for a good portion of my life.
ReplyDeleteIn hindsight, it cost me more to repair the falling damage death than just letting that jerk kill me. However, at the time, it was very satisfying that I'd found just the right height to murder my murderer.
Also, you must know that anyone still sort of new to this blogging sphere is going to now look up your retardin article, thus pushing up the search results and making yours higher on the list. I'm going to go look it up now (;
Very entertaining post.
@Stubborn--
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know that retardin article is going to show up even more now, but it's not like it's ever going away. Even after Righteous Orbs --and Tam's link to the post-- faded away, we still get hits there.
(P.S. You have to use Google to find it; Yahoo doesn't pull it up so easily.)
@Stubborn--
ReplyDeleteOh, and thanks for the comments!