Meme Monday: More Satanic Panic Memes

Because I dredged that episode of my life out of the corner in my mind where it slept, I figured I'd revisit some Satanic Panic memes.

From Reddit. You'll see a lot of these from there;
it's like therapy for old time RPGers.

I don't need to rehash the whole thing --it's all over the internet, so have a fun time hunting-- but let's just say that D&D and Heavy Metal music and all sorts of rebellious activity by kids back then were all gathered up and lumped into the "Satanism" camp. Throw in some court cases brought against some people due to "found memory hypnotism", and... Yeah. The Panic.

But hey, here's a multigenerational Starter Pack
for you. From Reddit.

Yeah, I can relate. From Reddit (and that other platform).

Anything to make them feel justified, I suppose.
From Reddit.

Yeah, it kinda was, and the people who believed
it then are also the people who believe fake news now.
From Imgflip.

Sometimes what set off people's Satanic
Panic detectors was weird. Some people
gave Lord of the Rings a pass, others didn't.
From Reddit.

But evidence of good things to come out of
tabletop RPGs such as D&D were denied by
the true believers. Such as my parents.
From Reddit.

And one last item about the Satanic Panic...

But you can buy the t-shirt from Etsy!!
From Etsy.

EtA: Corrected grammar.

What is Even Happening?

If the previously concluded election didn't prove we lived in interesting times*, I opened my email this morning to discover this:

I use Outlook for my email. So what?

Yes, the New York Times is covering WoW's 20th anniversary.

For independent confirmation that yes, the NYT is doing this, here's the cover of Sunday's Arts and Leisure section:

Any excuse to visit a bookstore...

You can see Vin Diesel on the cover, South Park, a very stylized Tauren who's more Minotaur than Tauren, a generic-looking Orc (sorry, NOT Thrall), and a Red Flight dragon. I get the feeling the artist is busy shouting "FOR THE HORDE!" somewhere...

But between this acknowledgement of WoW's continued existence, we also have had celebrations of the Granddaddy of RPGs, Dungeons and Dragons, and it's 50th anniversary. You know that D&D is finally big enough when it gets the Time Magazine special issue treatment:

I got it at Target --of all places-- about
a month or two ago.

I'm just not ready for this pop culture acknowledgement of our geeky pastimes. 

Poltergeist is kind of appropriate for
all of this. From tenor.com.

I still remember the Satanic Panic, and I know that there are still a significant number of people who still believe that all things RPG are Satanic (my own family included). People who think that those times are gone have never interacted with the Satanic Panic crowd; if given half a chance, they will attempt to assert their own morality on everybody else because they simply can't understand the concept of "mind your own business". Oh, they understand it, but only when it applies to them, not other people. They feel like they're doing the "proper thing" by attempting to impose their morality on others, because they want to share in the path to Heaven with everybody; the concept that religion and faith are a personal matter for other people as well as themselves just doesn't compute.

This. From Medium.com.

Here's to another anniversary in 10 years!

*As the saying "May you live in interesting times" implies.

Just How Fresh is it?

I wasn't that enthusiastic about the prospect of new so-called "Classic Fresh" servers, since I was already fine with hanging around on Classic Era. The nicest thing about Classic Era is that it's (theoretically) not supposed to change. There is absolutely no rush or FOMO or anything in Classic Era, because it's simply not going anywhere. There's nothing new coming to the servers, so if you want to take years to finally get around to raiding Naxxramas, that's fine. If you want to gradually get to Rank 14 in PvP, sure, take your time.*

That's the thing about Azeroth in Classic Era: sure, it's static, but it also means the entire place is relevant. (Yes, even Azshara.) You don't have to worry about broad areas of the game being cast aside and not played by 99% of the player base because it's not part of the latest expansion, because there simply aren't any expansions.

My Questing Buddy and I have discussed at length the only weakness in Classic Era: the lack of TBC Era or Wrath Era servers. If you've read this blog during the period of TBC Classic, you know I have issues with The Burning Crusade expansion, but to be perfectly honest the issues were less with the expansion itself but more with my interactions with my guild and its transition into a hardcore Meta-driven raiding guild.** If we'd have been given the opportunity to keep our old toons in TBC Era, I would have done it if for nothing else than to give me a chance to enjoy TBC on my own terms without the external pressure to be something I'm not.

As far as my Questing Buddy goes, she loved how the Warlock played in TBC Classic, but probably even more than that she missed her Draenei Priest, who became her main in Wrath Classic.

So when I logged into Classic Era the evening after the 30th Anniversary video release, I should have known she had opinions on the matter.

"CARDY!!"

"hey there"

"There's gonna be new Fresh Servers that go to TBC!!!"

Yeah, you could say she was excited.

***

I'm somewhat less enthusiastic, because I don't intend to give up Classic Era. If these servers become --or transition to-- TBC Classic Era servers, I'd be fine with that. I suspect, however, that they'll move on to Wrath Classic just like the current progression Classic servers do. And since they're Fresh servers, I won't be able to transfer my original Cardwyn over either. I would have to do all the things she'd done, and I'm not sure I really want to. 

But in the end I did agree with my Questing Buddy that I'd spend about half of my WoW time in these new servers. I suspect that among our friend group I'll be the last person to L60, because I do dawdle a bit when I don't have a goal in mind. 

*You can't de-rank in Classic Era due to inactivity; that was part of a change to the PvP ranking system put in place in Era presumably to combat the issues with a lack of people playing Era servers when they first appeared. The changes made also make it harder to get to Rank 10 and beyond, but I've learned to cope with that. After all, I never got past Rank 9 in original 2019 Classic.

**I think the biggest loss for me in that TBC Classic period was how that naked pursuit of hardcore playstyles wrecked relationships in the guild. I should have never accepted a raid leadership position, because I was exposed to the conflicts within guild leadership which manifested in a fracturing of the guildies. That I was one of the Leftovers, the leveling Shamans abandoned when the Dark Portal opened, didn't help. I would have been much better off staying separate, within the confines of my old guild Retail Orphans, and tried to hold onto Cardwyn as my main instead of volunteering to level a Shaman instead.

For Bhagpuss

Yes, it really is. My youngest sent me a recommendation of this song by Haley Heynderickx (the last name is correct) and the first thing I thought of when I began listening was that Bhagpuss ought to hear this:

There you go, Bhagpuss. Happy Friday!

These Aren't the Toons You're Looking For. Move Along...

I haven't been writing much about any adventures in MMOs lately --okay, for the past couple of months at least-- but to be perfectly honest, there's not much to report. 

Okay, last weekend was Alterac Valley
weekend, so there's that...

There's also been my Questing Buddy and I sneaking into the 20 person raid Zul'Gurub to farm Bloodvine...

Like a god is going to listen to me...

Or just hanging around at Darnassus, watching the Trade and LFG Chat and doing some buffing of people as they go by.

I have to admit that guild advertisement for
"Vanilla" (in the chat window) was pretty damn good.

One thing I've not been doing much? This.

This was on my login screen the other day.

That's pretty much the extent of Classic's participation in the anniversary events, and Classic Era has none of that going on at all.

I suppose I could have watched the video today, but I really don't see any reason to do so. The only time Blizzard cares about Classic Era is when they want to "improve" things without consulting the player base, or when they update Season of Discovery and break things in Classic Era as a consequence. The widely rumored official Classic Fresh servers are likely to have been announced, but given that I've already got toons on Classic Era I'm not sure if I'd bother with going to a new series of servers at this time.

In the meantime some of the people in my friend group have migrated to mainly playing Retail since you can solo almost everything in the game now --yeah, they don't like pugs, and they don't push Heroic or Mythic content. Even my Questing Buddy has been playing Retail a bit with her husband, while another member of the friend group has poked their nose into Cataclysm content a bit.

As for me, the deck took priority, and now that I'm done with that I'm just going to chill for the most part. Well, if the Horde calls me "That fucking crazy ass Mage", I'm fine with that too...

We were stomping them pretty good in this battleground.

Maybe I ought to play a bit of Baldur's Gate 3. I haven't touched that game in months, so I'm still in the Shadow Touched Lands. Well, I also have some studying to do, because there's a test I'd like to take sometime before Spring, but whenever I sit down with the books in question --yes, there's more than one-- I end up falling asleep. I really need to read at lunchtime or something...

There's probably somebody who reads the blog
who recognizes this small part of the book.

EtA: Corrected grammar.

Meme Monday: MMO and RPG Drinking Memes

Before you ask, yes, I can drink some alcohol.

Not a truckload, mind you...
From Ridiculous 70s Memes and
Smokey and the Bandit.

SOME alcohol, not a lot of alcohol.

I have to ration my drinking to fit within my carb counts, and I also have to keep a close eye on my blood sugar level because drinking does have some weird effects on that blood glucose level.

But that doesn't mean that my characters can't drink.

Heh...

There have been days these past couple of months
that I think my toons have been drunker than I've
ever been... From Reddit.

Having played a Mage, I agree with this
whole heartedly. From Pinterest.

This is why I don't drink (much) during
a D&D game. My PCs, on the other hand...
From X (and no, I don't mean Xavier University).

Uh... Otay. From Memegenerator.

And you can't have memes about MMOs without
invoking Chuck Norris. From Memedroid.

Time to Rest the 'Ol Back for the Winter

It is finally done.

I finished replacing the deck boards. That includes the last board behind all the plants and the "mini" boards at the corners.

I highlighted what I meant by mini-boards
in red circles. They're very small compared
to the rest of the planks.

But all's not completely finished, because I'll be spending up through mid-winter putting the rotting boards and the leftovers in the trash.

I'd imagine that my allergies will improve once
all of those boards finally are out of here.

However, I don't need to do anything else about the deck until Spring, when I'll be looking at revving up for replacing the stairs and railings. (And the skirting. Can't forget the skirting.)

I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around
it being warm enough here in November to go barefoot.