....A few in-game escapades, providing a glimpse into MMO life.
In Eye of the Storm (WoW):
(Several Alliance hold the mid from a Horde attack)
Pally: You see that? I'm AWESOME!
(Horde Shaman appears and knocks the Pally out into space)
Me: Oh yeah, that WAS awesome!
Mage: Do that again!
Pally: You both suck!
In Alterac Valley (WoW):
(Horde Hunter sets up shop above Stormpike GY, one-shotting Adelwulf twice as he respawns)
Me: Will somebody get that damn Hunter?
Rogue: Get him yourself.
Me: He's GY camping and one-shotting me.
Rogue: That's no excuse.
(Rogue spawns at the same time I do, and he gets one-shotted instead)
Rogue: Damn! Someone get that Hunter!
In Isle of Conquest (WoW):
(Alliance gets the Workshop and we pick up the siege engine)
Pally: Which gate is lowest?
Me: Right. It's at 54.
Pally: Go right!
(Siege engine takes off, and then before it gets to the Horde Keep, starts dancing around.)
Me: Go right! Go right!
(Siege engine chases after a stray Horde player)
Warrior: Go right, dammit!
(Siege engine goes to main gate and starts attacking)
Me: Not there! Go right!
(Siege engine goes left and chases after Horde players)
Rogue: Someone else drive that damn thing!