Tuesday, July 7, 2026
Situation Normal All Effed Up, Part Whatever
Tuesday, June 30, 2026
State of The Redbeard, Summer Edition 2026
I spent this weekend at ARRL Field Day 2026, which is put on by the American Radio Relay League, the largest Amateur Radio organization in the US. I'll post more about it later this week, but the TL;DR is that it's a contest/activity that's intended to get hams and clubs out into the field and away from their home locations to try to make as many contacts as they can. Just like guilds in MMOs, some clubs are far more hardcore about this than others, but I'm grateful my club is NOT one of those.
Anyway, I wasn't playing MMOs much this weekend --only a couple of hours playing WoW this afternoon-- so I got the opportunity to take a step back and consider what I want to do with my MMO playing.
Well, the first thing I did was to admit that I haven't really been playing LOTRO much at all since the great 64-bit server migration. My oldest, who also had been playing LOTRO far more than me, hadn't been playing much either. We haven't set up a new Kinship house --and in my case I haven't even bothered with setting up a new personal house-- and all I've done the past few months was to login and wander around Bree for a few minutes at a time.
This theme also follows what I've been doing in ESO, where I'm so out of practice that when I do go out and about and fight any sort of enemy I almost end up dying. That's kind of embarrassing, given that I really used to love ESO's and GW2's limited ability bars, but that's the reality of me not effectively playing either game over the past 6+ years.
| I'm the plain looking Dunmer to the side. All sorts hang out around a bank vault, I guess. |
That leads me to SWTOR, where I bowed to reality here and decided to cancel my in-game subscription. I've gone from logging in once a week and doing stuff in the Vanilla SWTOR zones to logging in more like once a quarter. I can trace my decline in interest with SWTOR directly to the change that impacted companions' pathing, but I also think that the success of Classic WoW lead to the realization I liked the pre-expansion Vanilla version of SWTOR more than its current iteration. If the dev team were to come out with a "SWTOR Classic" with a pre-Rise of the Hutt Cartel version of the game available to play, I'd be all for it. I still love the Vanilla storylines, and I'll miss them a lot,* but paying a subscription to a game I'm not playing is pretty silly.
Some of the other games I've played in the past, such as Neverwinter and Age of Conan, I've uninstalled from my PC. I'd login, look at my toon for a moment, and just logout. The former I couldn't get into after a certain level (I think it was mid-20s) and the latter is still a buggy mess that requires grouping up to finish the main storyline, and I honestly don't know anybody who plays it anymore. That the talent tree for AoC is so obnoxiously huge --it makes Rift's talent tree look really basic by comparison-- I have absolutely no idea what my options really are. If you've ever heard about analysis paralysis, I met that head-on in AoC.
Speaking of Rift, there's so few players --especially in the low level zones-- that you really can't do much. You can quest in a zone to an extent, but the grouping that is expected to happen in fighting Rifts or whatnot in the open world simply doesn't happen. You need a critical mass of players to do that, and that's just not happening anymore. I haven't tried their automated LFD tool, but given my experiences with automated tools in other MMOs I'm very reluctant to try it and group up for their equivalent of a dungeon.
| Like most days when I poke my nose in Rift, nary a person in sight. |
I do login to Star Trek Online a bit, but like LOTRO, I just wander around and maybe take a trip from Earth to Vulcan. If I were subscribing to STO, it would have also been on the block for unsubscribing.
And now let's circle back to the elephant in the room, the various forms of WoW.
At this point in time, WoW is the only MMO I'm actively subscribed to. Well, kind of: I buy 60 days' worth of WoW at a time, which forces me to review whether I'm enjoying myself every couple of months. And so far, that has been the case.
Among the versions of WoW I've played, the Classic Anniversary servers are what I've played the most. I still poke my nose into the Retail and Era servers, but I've not touched the 2019 WoW Classic progression servers since 2023 or so. About the only thing I did do there was to occasionally login so I knew what my toons originally looked like when I recreated them on the Anniversary servers.
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So, that begs the question: what have I been doing?
The most obvious answer is that I've been doing non-gamer things: amateur radio, gardening, repairs around the house and cars. And eventually I'll get back to making more outdoor furniture since the weather has finally heated up.
But what about gamer stuff?
Oh, single player games: Civ IV, Stardew Valley, Stellaris, Age of Empires.
There's a few other games scattered in there, but I've stayed away from long games that require a lot of attention, such as any of the isometric RPGs (Baldur's Gate 1/2/3, Icewind Dale, Divinity Original Sin 1/2, Disco Elysium, etc.). I simply don't have the time to devote to those games, and I realized that when I came to the conclusion that my BG3 playthrough was long enough in the past that I can't even remember what I was trying to do at the time. Maybe I'll get a chance to play these longer form games another time --I'm looking at you, Planescape: Torment-- but that's not about to happen right now.
| Yeah, buddy. I'm done with trying to figure it out, so you'll just have to wait and I'll recreate you later. |
That's the biggest drawback to video games made over the past 10-15 years or so: the hours to completion has become so large that you'd have to devote a significant amount of your free time to playing them, and that in the end works against my enjoyment of the game. While I no longer have kids around the house, that doesn't mean I'm swimming in spare time. And these 100+ hour video games demand enough of your spare time that it becomes increasingly difficult to justify devoting that much time to a single endeavor. If I read a book about an hour a night, for books not named Don Quixote** that'd take me about 40-50 hours to complete. So, somewhere between 1-2 months. But a game such as BG3 or The Witcher 3, with their playtimes of well over 100 hours each***, can take me a lot longer than that. I think that when I played the original Baldur's Gate back in 1999 it took me somewhere around 4 months, and that didn't include the expansion.****
There are other games I do want to play, such as Dispatch and Stray Gods, but I suspect that I'll get so invested in the story that when difficult choices come along (and from what I understand, you're given a very short period of time to make a choice in these Telltale-type games) I'll likely freeze and simply stop playing. The old line from the Rush song Freewill "If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice" looms large over me whenever I play one of these games. Maybe its my acknowledgement that there are no objectively good or bad solution in these games that causes me to freeze like that, but I do feel bad for all participants in a video game when push comes to shove and I have to let someone down.
Does that mean my MMO playing days are winding down?
Not really. Just like everything else, it evolves around here. I expect that as Fall heads toward Winter my MMO playing will go up a bit as I'll be doing less and less outside. Still, you never quite know around here. Who knows what Microsoft might be up to this Fall? More cost cutting? Same thing goes for all of the other game companies, as the "good times" in the post-pandemic world come to an end.
I guess we'll see.
*You know, I still never finished the Agent's storyline. I got mid-way through Chapter 2 and... Just stopped. That's when the pathing issues kicked in, and I couldn't stand it.
**Unabridged version. The abridged version is significantly shorter.
***And I'm here to tell you I do NOT operate at the same speed as the "average" player; I spend way too much time enjoying everything and contemplating my choices before I move forward. What, you thought that I only did that in MMOs?
****I was loaned the copy of BG1 that I played, so I returned it when I was finished. The guy who loaned it to me kept pestering me to finish it, but I was like "Dude, I have a newborn at home, I'm working 50 hours a week, and I'm wiped. I'm moving as fast as I can."
Saturday, May 23, 2026
Now Here's a Pertinent Question
Tuesday, January 20, 2026
Cranky Red Being Cranky
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| No, not these seasons, although this is pretty accurate. From Reddit, ifunny.co, and NBC 4 in Columbus, OH. |
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| This is ESO's 2026 Seasons road map. From neowin (and Zenimax). |
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| From The Office. And Yarn. |
You see, I've dealt with "seasons" before, in Retail WoW. When you run Battlegrounds like I did in Cataclysm and Mists of Pandaria, the gear grind was organized around gear acquisition (and rankings). I never bothered with rankings and arenas/rated battlegrounds, because I was more of a casual PvPer. However, when people would sprint ahead and acquire gear quickly (due to winning regular/rated BGs) and you were merely doing your thing, playing in random BGs was a nightmare for a few months until you started to get the PvP gear that you needed. It always seemed to me that once you became barely geared enough to survive without getting one-shot, the PvP season would end and a new currency/gear set would open up and you'd have to start over. This led to one of two options: Git Gud (play more), or Drop Out. Given I didn't have the time to play to such extreme levels to effectively 'git gud', I eventually dropped out in frustration.
Since that time, I've come to understand that the way the seasonal content is designed, this is a feature and not a bug. Companies want you to login as much as possible (and spend real life money on stuff in cash shops too), so seasons are designed to maximize FOMO without turning off the player base en masse. There's a fine line between utilizing FOMO to get people to constantly login and buy stuff without pushing them at all or too much, and over the years the more successful games have figured out where that happy medium is.
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| HINT: That happy medium is much too FOMO-driven for my liking. From Dean Signori. |
It's the consumption-based society placed in a video game. However, instead of keeping up with the Joneses with cars or computers or power tools or spouses*, it's skins and bling and pets and gear and mounts and weapons. And titles; can't forget the titles part.
"If money is all you love, then that's what you'll receive."--Princess Leia, Star Wars
"Do you not havephonesfriends?"
--Possibly apocryphal
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| From Choice of Games. And the Pythons, of course. |
Thursday, November 13, 2025
People Watching
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| Not that big of a crowd, but definitely some interesting people. Especially the one twice my height. |
| There was a crowd here, but by the time I figured out how to hide the UI for a screencap, they'd left. |
People pretty much scurry from place to place in most MMOs, with a few just hanging out. Doesn't matter if it's GW2 or even Elder Scrolls Online: people are going to chill and do their thing.
| Such as visiting the bank. |
| Or crafting. |
Classic WoW may have more people in the central watering holes, such as Stormwind on the Anniversary servers...
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| I didn't bother hiding the friendly toon names. |
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| But that's because the party is inside. |
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| From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution in 2024. |
| Then whatever the hell this is. |
| And WTF is THIS?? |
By comparison, the few people I saw in Stormwind were relatively normal. Like stumbling in on some legendary questline ending (or something like that):
| I only came up to her waist. |
| And on this one I was thigh high. |
There's got to be some sort of buff/potion/spell that does this, and I was quickly inspecting the toon on top to see what sort of buff she might have on when I realized she was looking at me, so I quickly ended THAT and just ran onward. Now, I know that you can tweak the game to make yourself absurdly large for brief periods, such as using Spellsteal against the Winterspring Furbolgs to steal the Winterfall Firewater buff, because I've done that before:
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| Here's Neve after playing around with the Furbolgs. |
Saturday, August 23, 2025
Wait, What WAS Considered Beautiful in 2004?
Wednesday, May 28, 2025
Yes, I Do Actually Like Playing Them
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| This is something that simply doesn't happen in WoW since... Wrath, maybe? From Know Your Meme and Justin Parks. |
- Tram Ride from Stormwind to Ironforge
- Run from Ironforge east through Dun Morogh
- Take the pass (either North or South) from Dun Morogh to Loch Modan.
- Head north from Loch Modan into the pass down toward the Wetlands.
- run north and then east along the main road through the Wetlands to Menethil Harbor.
- Take a ship from the Harbor to Theramore.
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| Okay, that quest hub is new for Cataclysm... |
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| To be fair, this is the fewest number of people on a ship to Theramore that I've seen in quite a while. |
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| Do I know you? You look familiar. |
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| I've been married for over 30 years, and I simply can't comprehend why all these women would accept hanging around and sharing Darmas like that. Maybe it's transactional by nature, but... |
The Vanilla SWTOR planets, particularly the low level ones, bring back most of my nostalgia for the game. The same goes for Vvardenfell and ESO:
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| I think the screencap is off a bit, as it looked much more vibrant on the screen. |
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| I frequently get lost in this place. What a fine example of Starfleet training I am. |
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| Holy crap. |
Friday, May 2, 2025
I'm Just Playing With My Dolls Again
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| From TheGearPage. And Spaceballs. |
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| I still think that the toons and NPCs in GW2 all look like the Beautiful People, with flawless skin and impeccable grooming. The beat up outfit notwithstanding. |
| Those loading screens show the actual armor worn, not the outfit she actually has on. That's one thing that Retail WoW does better, at least. |
But I guess that this wouldn't be a post about MMO toons if it didn't include the instigator of this post, WoW:
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| Hey, Lady. Long time no see. |
| Or even longer, really. |
Friday, September 20, 2024
Video Game Art: The Elder Scrolls Online
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| Can't have an ESO game without a dragon making an appearance somewhere. |
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| If you've ever seen the Morrowind expansion trailer, you recognize these two. Of course, the Dunmer is everybody's favorite Morag Tong agent, Naryu. |
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| These login screens always inspire me. |
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| The loading screen between zones when you fast travel have a quick overview, but I'm here for the scenery. |
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| In my wandering around today, I stumbled across this quest area that I'd never seen before. Boy, was I out of practice on playing. |
EtA: Corrected spelling.







































