The scene in Teldrassil on Myzrael-US, August 2019. I wonder how many of those toons are still being actively played? |
See? Clear as mud.
The scene in Teldrassil on Myzrael-US, August 2019. I wonder how many of those toons are still being actively played? |
PC began on September 29, 2009.
The blog is now a teenager.
Saints preserve us.
Deuce just hanging around with The Knights Templar. Who knew? (This particular screencap was the night before, as I couldn't find a decent looking one from Monday night.) |
There was a Horde toon just out of view from this screencap, impatiently waiting for this to end so they could get moving to the next quest. And yes, I RP walked for this. |
Part of the reason Questie exists. |
Here's the proof that it works. |
(Normally, these pieces of fiction percolate in my head and in draft form for quite a while before I'm satisfied enough to release them into the wild. This time it was a bit different.
I wrote this very quickly, within the span of a few hours, and it passed through a couple of basic tweaks after I removed one big chunk that really had nothing to do with the story at hand. I'm not totally satisfied with it, but the release of Wrath Classic forced my hand.
As you probably know from reading the blog, I'm not fond of the entire Malygos questline. It makes no sense, and even if you knew the comics and/or other fiction Blizz puts out that isn't in game (see: why the hell Varian Wrynn is King of Stormwind in Wrath of the Lich King and not his kid) it still doesn't make sense. But it is what it is, and I'm determined to make some lemonade out of the lemons that Blizz presented us with.
Hence this piece.
As is usual, this is a piece of short fiction. Any resemblance to people, living or dead (or a dragon, I suppose) is purely coincidental and really, I'd have to ask if you've been dropping acid if you think dragons are real. Card and company are property of Redbeard, who thought up this whole mess. Blizz retains the rights to their characters and setting; this was based on Wrath of the Lich King Classic, and not Retail.)
“Do you really
have to go, Aunt Cardwyn?” Lewys asked me for what had to be the twentieth time
today.
My nephew
flopped on my bed and propped up his chin with his hands, while he watched me
organize my pack. He was flanked by his younger sister Starlys, whose face was
contorted into a permanent pout. Their big sister, Carys, made her displeasure
known by her pointed absence from my room, in the vain hope that giving me the
silent treatment would make me come to my senses and stay back at the farm
instead of heading off to Northrend, the fabled northern continent where the
Kingkiller Arthas ruled.
“Yes, I
really do,” I replied with a sigh. The kids were making this harder on me than
they likely knew, as once my temper cooled off after the flashbacks from
Naxxramas I found myself reluctant to leave home. I had made the commitment to
finish what I’d started, to see Kel’Thuzad destroyed once and for all, but I
was afraid. I knew what it was like inside that dreaded floating citadel, and I
would have to walk those passages once more, facing old enemies that no doubt
could smell my fear.
“Why?”
Starlys demanded. “Why are you going, Car-wyn?”
“Because Kel’Thuzad
is back, kiddo. You won’t remember this since you were just a baby, but a
couple of years ago Kel’Thuzad led the Scourge in an invasion of Stormwind, and
the Scourge even attacked the farm. Auntie Evelyn sent Carys to Stormwind to
find me, and I brought friends here to help fight them off.”
“Oh!” Lewys
exclaimed. “I remember that! Elsharin came and brought Elves with her!”
It would
figure that my nephew was more impressed with Elsharin bringing some Silver
Covenant Rangers here than seeing my friends, since they played Rangers and
Trolls just like I did when I was their age. Still, my mistress never let on
exactly how she pulled that off; she only vaguely mentioned that someone owed
her a favor.
“Yes,” I
replied, stuffing another article of clothing into my pack. “When that attack
was over, I swore an oath that I would defeat Kel’Thuzad for threatening your
lives. I thought I’d fulfilled it when we killed Kel’Thuzad, but he won’t stay
dead.”
“Can’t you
just stay here and protect us?”
“I wish it
were that easy, Lewys. But if Naxxramas comes here to Elywnn, we likely have
lost everywhere else. Even in Orgrimmar and Ironforge. It’s better to defeat
them far away from home, so the rest of Azeroth can fight together.”
“Like how
Auntie Evelyn fought at… Hyjeel?”
“Hyjal.”
“Yeah, at
Hyjal.”
“Yes, like
that.” Mistress Evelyn spoke about that battle in only vague terms, but out of
that she gained far more sympathy for the plight of the Orcs than in all those
years of the Second War. A sympathy, I might add, that was not shared by Mom
and Dad. Still, the formal letter from Thrall thanking me for my part in
defeating would-be usurper Rend Blackhand was framed and hung on the wall in
the house. “I’m going to fight the Scourge far away so that they never come
here to the farm.”
“We’re
going to miss you, Aunt Cardwyn,” Lewys added.
“I’ll miss
you too, kiddo.” I wanted so much to tell him that he had a talent for Magecraft,
but I didn’t want him to get a huge ego over it. Better to let it lie for now
and me just be there to nudge that talent along slowly than try to force
things. “While I’m not around, you three are supposed to keep up your studies
with Auntie Evelyn, right? I’m sure she’ll keep you busy so the days will just
fly on by.”
“Hmmph.”
Starlys doubled down on her pout.
“Well,” I
said, cinching my pack closed, “that’s most everything I need. I can always
come back and grab something if I missed it, so I’m sure that I’ll see you
three from time to time. After all, it’s nice and warm down h—”
A shadowy blur
zipped past my window, followed by Carys shouting something outside.
Okay, not really. I'm planning on hanging out there while the locusts swarm over Borean Tundra and Howling Fjord (and the associated dungeons), and then show up some days later. So far, so good, as things are quieter in Outland now.
From memegenerator.net. |
Hey! I know that guy! From Reddit. |
Or, "How I Got Card and Deuce and Neve all Geared Starter Pack." From Reddit. |
And one bonus Retail Meme:
Uh... You can say that in Retail and not get banned? From Reddit. |
Something I've puzzled over, off and on over the course of several years, was how on earth role playing games suddenly got popular.
Well, popular in a relative sense, since nobody is ever going to confuse the popularity of D&D with, say, the NFL.* But even more than its popularity, which is likely at the highest its been since the 80s, is the reputation of RPGs. For a survivor of the Satanic Panic, I'm as bewildered by this as much as I am that the Cincinnati Bengals actually made the Super Bowl this past NFL season.**
After all, this art wouldn't have gotten the views it's had if it didn't resonate with people. Princesses Playing DnD (2014), by madam_marla. |
What I've come up with are a series of reasons why this resurgence in popularity, which started roughly around the time that Dungeons and Dragons' 5th Edition was released, came about. I don't have any data on this --really!-- so it's just speculation on my part. Still, I suspect I might not be too far off the mark here.
Oh, this is the truth. From ifunny.co. |
From Facebook. |
From me.me. |
From me.me. |
Such as Dread. From d20Monkey. |
From Reddit. |
*And as many times as the geek crowd like to make jokes about "sportsball", referencing the fact that physical sports aren't held in as much regard among our clan, physical sports leagues such as said NFL and the Premier League will continue to be far more popular among the general populace than RPGs. That doesn't make one superior to the other, it just is. And denial is more than just a river in Egypt.
**I just hope I don't have to wait another 33 years before the Bengals get back to the Super Bowl; I'm pretty sure I'll either be dead or in a retirement home by then. Although the way this season has started, it's not looking good right now.
***If you want a one shot that plays like you're in a Cohen Brothers movie, you want to play Fiasco. The rules are not deep at all, and it's definitely worth the price.
****If we were talking wargamers, we'd call them 'grognards'.
*****And not only that, a couple of the game group were obviously hitting on her. As she put it later, she wanted a campaign, not that sketchy stuff.
#The novel, not the movie. In the movie trilogy, Galadriel provides that narration at the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring.
The comments began almost as soon as Cardwyn set foot in Alterac Valley.
I figured that I might as well stick my nose in there, since my other two L70s that I intend to play in Wrath Classic were already fairly well geared, and Cardwyn 2.0 wasn't quite to L70 yet. After all, I discovered that OG Cardwyn's Tier 3 set had far more spellpower than a Mage in Outland quest gear reaching max level, so why not use it in Alterac Valley?
I made sure I had all of her T3 gear on for this screencap. Check out the 631 SP... |
...compared to Neve's. Alas that this isn't a perfect match, as I'd apparently deleted her bracers already. |
If nothing else, the biggest drawback is that Resilience, the thing that keeps Mages from being ultra squishy in Battlegrounds, is only found on PvP gear, so I'd have to deal with that no matter what gear I chose to take into Alterac Valley.
TL/DR; I was gonna die a lot.
Here's the proof that yes, OG Cardwyn was in Alterac Valley. This screencap was originally for some of the guild names, but... |
What I wasn't prepared for, however, were the comments.
That first Alterac Valley match I followed the crowd and then piled into one of the first towers with a group to try to capture it.* I'd restored my mana, put up my shield again, and was watching just outside the tower for the counterattack that I knew the Horde had to be getting ready for, when I saw someone /say out loud:
"HOLY SHITBALLS, A FULL NAXX SET!"
I was kind of shocked and surprised by that; so much so that I forgot to take a screencap. After all, quite a few progression raiding teams did make it to the end to kill Kel'Thuzad in WoW Classic; far more than ever did in Vanilla.
"Oh," I replied, remembering my manners, "thanks! This was my old main, hence the set."
"Yeah, but that's awesome!"
It was then that I realized that I had a skewed viewpoint of how WoW Classic ended. Because I was on a progression raiding team that did complete Naxx, I was still in elite company despite appearances --and YouTube videos-- because a lot of people never got to the end of Naxxramas even in Classic.
"Well," I added, "it was surprisingly good all the way through to L70, much better than quest greens."
"Makes sense."
I figured that was just a one-off comment by a person who'd never had a chance to get into Naxx, until the next Alterac Valley match.
"Wow, nice gear!" a Warrior said.
And the next.
"Nice set," a Priest told me.
And so on and so forth.
A few people were curious as to what my main in TBC Classic was, and once they found out it was an Enhancement Shaman they just wanted to "talk shop" about all things Shamans. That was fine with me, since it meant they weren't drooling over my T3 set.
I told him I didn't know, but probably so. The big thing for Shamans in Wrath is one-click four totem throwdown. |
Still, I should have known that this would probably happen, but I guess it was going to happen no matter where I took OG Cardwyn, since she was going to need gear regardless.
"What about your... Oh. Well, you are an adult, so if you like it, I guess that's fine..." |
As well as Deuce.
Oh. Crap. |
*If you're not used to Alterac Valley, the ultimate goal is to win by either a) killing the enemy General or b) wearing the other side down by eliminating upwards of 600 reinforcements (player kills). You can essentially kill two birds with one stone by capturing a tower or bunker: each tower has an elite mini-boss associated with it in the end room where the enemy general is, and each tower/bunker is worth about 60-80 reinforcements. So if you capture a tower, you kill off the mini-boss AND you eliminate a bunch of reinforcements. Since there are four towers/bunkers to a side, there's plenty of ground to cover in a 40 v 40 match if you want to capture and/or defend the fortifications.
I can get behind this. From Pinterest. |
I think of this every time someone creates a gigantic theorycrafting post. From Pinterest (again). And Ranker. |
Bob, don't ever change. From mediachomp.com. |
Scenes like this in Winterspring remind me that going back in time in Star Trek became so easy that it became a low end joke among Trekkies.
In this case, the WoW equivalent is... if you run into a bunch of Queldorei in the middle of nowhere, odds are pretty good that there's at least one dragon among them. Or, looking at this screen cap, they all are...
"Well, they look like Queldorei to me." |
Makes you wonder if there are any Queldorei left in Azeroth, since it seems like they're all dragons in disguise.
That's the case even in Stardew Valley. |
This screencap is from Wowhead's TBC Classic Ret Paladin Guide. |
I don't have the fashion sense that Kamalia does, but I do like the look of a well designed set of gear. |
I was kind of busy helping get a waylaid pilgrm to Falcon Watch at the time. |
Narrator: It wasn't a requirement.
Okay, so this is referencing the NFL's bizarre offseason player moves this past summer, but it still is appropriate. From twitter.com. |
Not exactly the clash I was thinking of. (From Twitch.) |
"Did someone say something about Northrend?" "Don't worry, Neve. We'll get to you soon." |