Monday, July 25, 2011

A Bit of Nostalgia

2004
(Apologies to Bowling for Soup and their song 1985)

Liese just hit the wall
She never had it all
Firelands dailies all day
Her GL’s MIA
Her optimism ceased
When BC was released
Only been with one guild
What happened to her goals?

She was gonna be a hardcore raider
She was gonna get world firsts
She was gonna dance around
On C’thun’s bloody corpse
Her sparkle pony is now the enemy
Looks at her stable of toons
And nothing, has been…
All right since

Cata and Outland
Way before Northrend
There was AQ and MC
And Naxx was still in EP
The newbies in her guild
They tell her she’s a greybeard
Cuz she’s been playing since
2000, 2000, 2004

Woo Hoo Hooooo!
(2004)
Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She’s done all the classics
She knows every boss
Four Horsemen, High Priest Thekal
And even Princess Huhuran
She cleared Maraudon
Not a big Stonecore fan
Thought she’d get Exalted
With the Frostwolf Clan

Where’s the Tier 2 gear from Nefarian?
And when was Thrall replaced by that guy in Grommash Hold?
When did the Alliance get Shamans?
Whatever happened to Rexxar, and Bolvar
They’re not where they were before

Cata and Outland
Way before Northrend
There was AQ and MC
And Naxx was still in EP
The newbies in her guild
They tell her she’s a greybeard
Cuz she’s been playing since
2000, 2000, 2004

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

She hates expansions, they make no sense
When did Dire Maul become a mid-level instance?
And when did Blood Elves become playable?
Please make this stop, stop, STOP (tick tick tick) and remove

Cata and Outland
Way before Northrend
There was AQ and MC
And Naxx was still in EP
The newbies in her guild
They tell her she’s a greybeard
Cuz she’s been playing since
2000, 2000, 2004

Woo Hoo Hooooo!

Cata and Outland
Way before Northrend
There was AQ and MC
And Naxx was still in EP
The newbies in her guild
They tell her she’s a greybeard
Cuz she’s been playing since
2000, 2000, 2004


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